Crosstown Shootout - Rubber Penis Game???

[UCGRAD4X]

No question Louis CK is funny. I just feel sometimes I’d wish he’d stop after he sticks the landing of a joke. Sometimes, he will continue to drag the idea out to make it as disturbing as possible.

Reminds me of Johnny Carson's 'rule of three' - never take more than three bites on a topic.

[STL_XUfan]

Reminds me of Johnny Carson's 'rule of three' - never take more than three bites on a topic.

With the title of this thread I was really worried that going to go a different direction.

[xu82]

Reminds me of Johnny Carson's 'rule of three' - never take more than three bites on a topic.

The Master. Nobody was better than Johnny, and when he was done, he just disappeared. Good for him.

[IM4X]

Reminds me of Johnny Carson's 'rule of three' - never take more than three bites on a topic.

Yes… and with this topic, you might one to avoid even taking one bite.

[X-band '01]

There are so many unanswered questions here.... So, how did such an event get organized? Like a white out? Where were the students able to procure so many rubber penises? Did they hide them on the way in to the arena? How was Mrs. Peters (coincidental last name) able to get on the court and round them all up without any tv or radio coverage of the event? Did she just happen to have a purse that could fit so many? Why would she blame the priest for the actions of the students? What happened to them after she dumped them at the church? Did some poor alter boy have to dispose of them?

I just hope she was wearing gloves when handling the dongers.

[MADXSTER]

I used to say 'If my aunt had a dick she'd be my uncle', but that may not be the case anymore.

[xudash]

Seriously, has anyone come up with any kind of inkling as to whether this incident occurred or not?

[paulxu]

Seriously, has anyone come up with any kind of inkling as to whether this incident occurred or not?

Amazing that no one has tracked down Mrs Peters yet to ask her.

[XUGRAD80]

Seriously, has anyone come up with any kind of inkling as to whether this incident occurred or not?

Couldn’t have happen as Huggs said it did….
1) there are no nuns at X, other than Sister Rose
2) Jay Bilas was not the color guy on any of the games at X during the 1999-2004 period where Peters was an assistant coach at UC

The only d**k on the floor at those games was the big guy who tells the story

[noteggs]

Amazing that no one has tracked down Mrs Peters yet to ask her.

Rumor has it her son Danny had some on his desk when he was an assistant here (sarc font of course). Just shows how ridiculous Hugg’s comment truly was.