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    Supporting Member GuyFawkes38's Avatar
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    Feb 2008

    Best Post of the Year

    There's a clear winner for the best post of the year.

    This post changed everything. It really got people thinking, "Should I take my kid to Cintas?"

    This is the post I want to be remembered for at XHoops.

    Here it is, in all of its glory:

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyFawkes38 View Post
    Before I began my rant, I must admit one thing: I don't like kids. I have a dream of creating the 51st state which would outlaw those under the age of 18. If a woman got pregnant, too bad, you have to leave.

    Just think of what a paradise that would be. One would not have to pay taxes for crappy schools and their useless, whining teachers. There would be no censorships on tv/radio/films. No crying babies in church. No damn school buses on the road. WHAT A PARADISE!!!

    Please, don't take your kids to Cintas
    . It's nice to bond with your kids. But don't do it around me. It's painful to hear the kids talk (no basketball IQ, stupid questions). I hate having to dodge kids on the concourse level too. I bet they don't want to be at the games either. They would rather do the stupid, useless crap that kids do.
    "I am at this moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."

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    Freshman OX09's Avatar
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    GuyFawkes: "No crying babies in Church."

    That line made me laugh...Churches are pretty much the only intstitutions still promoting a healthy family life. Subtle irony.

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