PLEASE-Don't take your Kids to Cintas

[GuyFawkes38]

Before I began my rant, I must admit one thing: I don't like kids. I have a dream of creating the 51st state which would outlaw those under the age of 18. If a woman got pregnant, too bad, you have to leave.

Just think of what a paradise that would be. One would not have to pay taxes for crappy schools and their useless, whining teachers. There would be no censorships on tv/radio/films. No crying babies in church. No damn school buses on the road. WHAT A PARADISE!!!


Please, don't take your kids to Cintas. It's nice to bond with your kids. But don't do it around me. It's painful to hear the kids talk (no basketball IQ, stupid questions). I hate having to dodge kids on the concourse level too. I bet they don't want to be at the games either. They would rather do the stupid, useless crap that kids do.

[XURunner85]

I got a better idea....why don't you stay home....idiot

[Frank D.]

Before I began my rant, I must admit one thing: I don't like kids. I have a dream of creating the 51st state which would outlaw those under the age of 18. If a woman got pregnant, too bad, you have to leave.

Just think of what a paradise that would be. One would not have to pay taxes for crappy schools and their useless, whining teachers. There would be no censorships on tv/radio/films. No crying babies in church. No damn school buses on the road. WHAT A PARADISE!!!


Please, don't take your kids to Cintas. It's nice to bond with your kids. But don't do it around me. It's painful to hear the kids talk (no basketball IQ, stupid questions). I hate having to dodge kids on the concourse level too. I bet they don't want to be at the games either. They would rather do the stupid, useless crap that kids do.

Can we enter this into some sort of "dumbest post of the year" contest?

[Bignose Liar]

Are you serious? I started going to game when I was a kid. How else do you tell your kids that Xavier is the best school around unless you show them the atmosphere at a xavier game.

[Muskie]

Um... what brought this on?

[xavierdude]

Um... what brought this on?

I think someone got a hold of someone's password and decided to make someone look like a total moron.

I mean, I thought he was going to say "don't bring your kids to the cintas...for the banquet" or something like that. but period?!?! This dude's insane.

[GuyFawkes38]

I just wanted to have some fun of in "The House of Smack". Think of it as an idea exercise.

And the bitterness of a poor childless, single like myself subsidizing the costs of raising the children of often wealthier married couples is sincere. And I hate school buses.

[GuyFawkes38]

They should call this board "The House of politically correct Smack"

[Kahns Krazy]

Wow. I don't have children, and there are times and places that giant strollers annoy me (malls at Christmas, crowded events like taste of Cincinnati), but Xavier and the Cintas Center are not those places.

In fact, I feel so strongly about it that I might just lead a campaign to buy some kids some Xavier tickets.

Oh, wait...

[Fred Garvin]

[QUOTE=GuyFawkes38;35570]

Please, don't take your kids to Cintas[/B]. It's nice to bond with your kids. But don't do it around me. It's painful to hear the kids talk (no basketball IQ, stupid questions). /QUOTE]

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