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    They do have Red Panda.

    Like the "Blob Roll" from the Roll Tide game.
    ...he went up late, and I was already up there.

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    Then their are the Fighting Camels of Campbell University.

    Did they just take a few letters out of the name and say, "Hey, that looks like Camel....lets make that out fierce and awe inspiring mascot!"

    Of course, I've never tangled with a Camel before. I hear they can spit on you though and it's pretty nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bleedXblue View Post
    Pretty sure UC lost to the Blue Hose a few years back........
    I assumed their mascot was a depressed prostitute.

    Or maybe black and blue from bouncing around in DCMusckie's trunk too long. He is getting forgetful in his senescence.
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    Here are some other interesting ones:

    Webster University Gorloks

    The students at Webster came up with this one. Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character.

    UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
    Big, slimy and disgusting. Kind of like a pregnant Kardashian sister.

    Columbia College Fighting Koalas
    Putting "fighting" in front of an adorable, cuddly creature like a koala doesn't make it any scarier.

    Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes
    Ridiculous. Everyone knows artichokes are peaceful vegetables.

    Rhode Island School of Design Nads
    Yes, it's a joke, right down to the anatomically correct mascot and the "Go, Nads!" cheer.

    (I wish I could take credit for the comments)

    There are even more interesting and bizarre High School team names.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjf123 View Post
    That’s what I thought. Had UC won that year, they would have gotten a red blob.
    Too late. WKU already has that one.

    ...he went up late, and I was already up there.

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    That blob is getting a little handsy.
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UCGRAD4X View Post
    Here are some other interesting ones:

    Webster University Gorloks

    The students at Webster came up with this one. Sounds like a Lord of the Rings character.

    UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
    Big, slimy and disgusting. Kind of like a pregnant Kardashian sister.

    Columbia College Fighting Koalas
    Putting "fighting" in front of an adorable, cuddly creature like a koala doesn't make it any scarier.

    Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes
    Ridiculous. Everyone knows artichokes are peaceful vegetables.

    Rhode Island School of Design Nads
    Yes, it's a joke, right down to the anatomically correct mascot and the "Go, Nads!" cheer.

    (I wish I could take credit for the comments)

    There are even more interesting and bizarre High School team names.

    And say hello to the UC-San Diego Tritons next year in Division I.

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    The High Schools are where it really gets interesting...and down right bizarre.

    Jordan (Utah) Beetdiggers
    This nickname inspires fear. If you're a beet.

    Mt. Pleasant (RI) Kilties
    They've managed to take the word "kilt" and make it even more effeminate.

    Cairo (Ga.) Syrupmakers
    Sweet and sticky are not adjectives I want applied to my football team.

    Glenville (Ohio) Tarblooders
    A tarblooder was apparently a railroad worker who laid ties and cemented them with tar. When you have to explain it, it loses some impact.

    Mt. Clemens (Mich.) Battling Bathers
    Not sure you want to combine football and bath time in your nickname.

    Watersmeet (Mich.) Nimrods
    In the Bible, Nimrod was a mighty hunter. Nobody knows their Bible anymore. Today, a nimrod is merely a moron.

    My personal favorite, and Nuts too I would hazard to guess.


    Chattanooga (Tenn.) Central Purple Pounders
    Sounds like a prison team.

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    And say hello to the UC-San Diego Tritons next year in Division I.
    So there will be a San Diego, a San Diego State, and a UC-San Diego? That won't be confusing at all.

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    Since Brew has not weighed in on this yet, I need to salute the Orediggers of Montana Tech for their win against Montana earlier this week.

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