You know you're old when...

[Stonebreaker]

While driving over small bumps in the road, your manboobs jiggle slightly.

Your knees tell you winter is coming before the weather man.

You say hi to a hot chick and hear "Ewwwwwww!"

You look down and can't see your shoes cause of your beer belly.

You've seen the current batch of NFL HOF nominees play on tv.

You actually remember there being only 3 channels on tv...and no remotes.

[XUglow]

You actually remember there being only 3 channels on tv...and no remotes.

You warmed up the TV and watched a test pattern on Saturday morning before the cartoons came on.

When you changed the station, you "dialed in" the antenna.

[Cheesehead]

You thought 8-track was it!

[chico]

You thought 8-track was it!

I was thinking cassette tapes - thanks for making me feel not so old!

I also remember watching the "original" Knight Rider and Battlestar Gallactica as a kid. Haven't seen one minute of the new ones - but if BJ and the Bear ever comes back, that's a different story.

[MADXSTER]

You remember the phrase...."Is it live or is it Memorex"

You remember watching the Wide World of Sports

Tarzan was on every Saturday afternoon

Baseball teams/players pretty much stayed the same from year to year

Nascar wasn't considered a sport

Evil Knevel was all that and more

Going home for lunch from school was a normal thing

Charlies Angels....Farah Fawcett(sp) grrrrrrr

Who shot JR was the talk all summer long

Dean Martin's Celebrity Roast - they couldn't show them by today's standards

Police officers would stop and help you change a flat tire

Baseball cards in spokes

Collecting pop bottles for money

3.2 and 6% beer

CB radios and talking to truckers....that's a big 10-4

[pickledpigsfeet]

You remember when hairy bushes were all that you saw in porn and elsewhere. (not that this is a good thing)

You remember Billy "White Shoes" Johnson dancing in the end zone and not being penalized for it.

Fast food places gave out cool toys/glasses in the kids meals.

[PM Thor]

You actually have a pile of beta tapes down in the basement, including, but not limited to, Star Wars, the TV show V, the '82 Bengals Super Bowl, and The Day After.

You remember when dayton actually was good and made the NCAA tourney regularly.

Oh and you used to have a party telephone line between your house and two "neighbors" (who each lived well over a half mile away).

I HATE dayton.

[Masterofreality]

...You remember when... -Sally Field was hot as hell as Gidget...

...-Rocky and Bullwinkle was the best cartoon show on TV

...-You could get Winky Dink out of a jam

...-The American Basketball Association was the best pro ball league

...-Ed Kennedy broadcast Xavier games on WCKY

...-Crosley Field

...-Southern Association Minor League baseball

...-Jim O'Toole and Johnny Edwards played for the Reds, and before that, the Nashville Vols.