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    Pet Peeves

    When people put the empty mustard/ketchup bottle back in the fridge.

    When people use the last of the toilet paper and don't replace it.

    When Glow's woman calls me in the middle of the night wanting me to help her. After a dozen times or so it started to get old. Anyone else have this problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MADXSTER View Post
    When people put the empty mustard/ketchup bottle back in the fridge.

    When people use the last of the toilet paper and don't replace it.

    When Glow's woman calls me in the middle of the night wanting me to help her. After a dozen times or so it started to get old. Anyone else have this problem?
    Hey, sorry about giving her your number, but those constant midnight booty calls were wearing me out, and she has been a bit on edge since I took her key away from her. I just had to send her some place else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XUglow View Post
    I just had to send her some place else.
    And you couldn't send her to me, because....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DC Muskie View Post
    And you couldn't send her to me, because....
    Because I only needed a break, and I did want her to talk with me again later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC Muskie View Post
    And you couldn't send her to me, because....

    he didn't want her to end up in your trunk.

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    My pet peeves:

    People who preach to smokers about quitting. I don't smoke anymore, but when I did, it annoyed the hell out of me. when did that become socially acceptable? Can I, in turn, remind you of the fact that your fat and out of shape, and should lay down the jelly donuts?

    Squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.

    When people start sentences with "you need to..." There are only four people I take directives from: God, the better half, my boss and my boss's boss. If your not on that list, you betteer ask nicely or you won't get a favorable response.

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    People who get up and stand in the aisle the minute a plane stops rolling. Everyone must wait their turn, and you aren't going to gain much time by jumping in front of 2 people.

    Those who drive slowly in the fast lane. I don't mind if you drive slow, but for gosh sakes get over in the far right lane. You aren't the only person on the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpy View Post
    he didn't want her to end up in your trunk.
    I think that this makes an assumption about glow's girl that is not flattering and I assume (for glow's sake) that it isn't.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vee4xu View Post
    I think that this makes an assumption about glow's girl that is not flattering and I assume (for glow's sake) that it isn't.

    She isn't a hooker. She is just... friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vee4xu View Post
    I think that this makes an assumption about glow's girl that is not flattering and I assume (for glow's sake) that it isn't.


    Is this a joke? If not, it's time to let the sphincter loosen up a bit, vee.

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