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    I HATE the University of SucK FOREVER MORE

    As I sit here in the early morning hours of game day, I can feel the roiling and seething begin. That school across town, the black ogres, the darkness....we play them. I hate. Why?

    -Smart ass Mick Cronin. Get some Crest 3D White strips.
    -The ghosts of BeelzeBob and Drunken Andy Kennedy.
    -Kenyon Martin's flex
    -Ruben Patterson's rape
    -Charles Williams academic fraud
    -Donald Little's hot coat hanger
    -Eugene Land Larceny
    -Art Long punching a horse
    -BJ Groves beating up pregnant women
    -Dumbtonio Wingfield
    -Free Roof Bob Goin
    -Thuggins not shaking hands with Pete
    -Thuggins getting two AD's fired-Taylor and O'Dell
    -Darnell Burton, drug dealer
    -Damon Flint, women abuser
    -Pussy G'Lawn Guyn (sp) who couldn't take a little trash talk at the end of the 2011 blowout.
    -Sanctimonious YTG who couldn't win the A-10
    -Chek Mobdj (sp) for cheap shotting Big Frease
    -That horrible "Ohhhh, Ohhhh, Ohhhh, clap,clap,clap,clap...uc" cheer.
    -SucKS charlatan football program.
    -The arrogant "little brother" and "steppingstone" statements from their fairweather fans
    -Huggins and Kennedy bar fights with fans.
    -SucKS pathetic attempts to expand their craphole stadium
    -SucKS pathetic attempts to weasel themselves into a league other than the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC...any league
    -A Jaundiced Leprechaun with an inferiority complex.
    -Beatwriter Bill Koch for baiting Tu in a post-game press conference.
    -PDoc for being a SucKS shill, throwing a Molotov Cocktail on the pre-game 2011 fire then denying everything.
    -The Borecats feeble recruiting attempts to be relevant.

    They SucK over there in Clifton. My burlap and sackcloth is on, the beard is grizzled, I'm beginning to speak in tongues, the disdain is boiling and the beer is chilling.

    Justice must be done tonight. Goodness must prevail. Mighty Men of Xavier wield your scabbards and vanquish the dark evil back to the bowels of the moldy cave (Fifth Third) from which it emerged.

    It is written, it will be done!
    "I Got CHAMPIONS in that Lockerroom!" -Stanley Burrell

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    Friendly reminder of this gem years ago:

    Why couldn't baby Jesus be born on UC's campus? Because they couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.


    LETS GO X!!! Is it acceptable to drink at 8:30???? Or is that alcoholism...

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    Tonight we ride.

    Best day of the year.

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    SMELL THE GLOVE!

    Add to MOR list:

    Sleazeball Supreme Bob Huggins forever playing the oppressed victim martyr - Saint Bob of College Basketball. Yech. Iron Nancy Zimpher, She of The Red Dress, vanquishing that slithering, slobbering sack of lies was a great day for Cincinnati and America.
    "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

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    Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMMFD View Post
    Friendly reminder of this gem years ago:

    Why couldn't baby Jesus be born on UC's campus? Because they couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin.


    LETS GO X!!! Is it acceptable to drink at 8:30???? Or is that alcoholism...
    Its always noon somewhere. Drink away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by muethibp View Post
    Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.
    Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.
    "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

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    Quote Originally Posted by muethibp View Post
    Notable the degree to which all the things that generate apparent hate for UC occurred more than a decade, and, in some cases, 20 and 30 years ago. The rivalry once boiled hot but it's all pretty tepid nowadays.
    Last time I checked, 2011 was within 6 years ago, and YTG with his excuses is the current time. The BoreCat minion slams happen every day. PDoc's slathering over Clifton happens on a daily basis.
    What planet are you on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by American X View Post
    Common decency and the FCC prevent us from discussing here the details of Mick Cronin's romantic escapades.
    I just vomited all over myself at the mere thought of Mick Cronin and "romance".
    White sheets. Yellow tape. Closed case. Zip 'em up.

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    It's honestly kind of sad to see how this game is becoming uc's Super Bowl. Their program is pathetic. The inferiority complex over there is out of control and it starts with lil' mick.
    Last edited by fellahmuskie; 01-26-2017 at 10:35 AM.

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