Man arrested after stabbing watermelon

[X Factor]

Pretty sure this guy graduated from UD.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...267183461.html

A 49-year-old Connecticut man has been charged with threatening after his wife told police he stabbed and carved a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

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[bobbiemcgee]

Damn. Never knew you could get nabbed for "fruit abuse". He'll be sent to the Blueberry Hill rehab facility.

[PMI]

Pretty sure this guy graduated from UD.

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/l...267183461.html



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If he were from dayton, he'd have been arrested for murdering his mistress in front of his wife. Let that one sink in...

[Pablo's Brother]

So, I guess you could be charged with stabbing a watermelon in an "agressive" manner as well?

[nuts4xu]

So, I guess you could be charged with stabbing a watermelon in an "agressive" manner as well?

If so, Sean Finn and Keith Watermelonhumperski should lay low in a safe house somewhere for a while. Not sure about the statute of limitations, but it has to be close to expiring on their crimes of passion.

[bobbiemcgee]

new flyer logo looks like ad for venereal diease:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsSL_pSCMAAP9Ly.jpg:large

maybe Kavs designed it.

[sweet16]

If so, Sean Finn and Keith Watermelonhumperski should lay low in a safe house somewhere for a while. Not sure about the statute of limitations, but it has to be close to expiring on their crimes of passion.

Classy! Keith's wife is a wonderful young lady from a great Cincinnati family with deep Xavier roots and connections. Jeez, can't you go more than a couple of days without doing or saying something to perpetuate that trailer park heritage?

[Tardy Turtle]

Classy! Keith's wife is a wonderful young lady from a great Cincinnati family with deep Xavier roots and connections. Jeez, can't you go more than a couple of days without doing or saying something to perpetuate that trailer park heritage?

[GoMuskies]

Classy! Keith's wife is a wonderful young lady from a great Cincinnati family with deep Xavier roots and connections. Jeez, can't you go more than a couple of days without doing or saying something to perpetuate that trailer park heritage?

I had no idea watermelons were grown in Cincinnati. Interesting.

[PMI]

Classy! Keith's wife is a wonderful young lady from a great Cincinnati family with deep Xavier roots and connections. Jeez, can't you go more than a couple of days without doing or saying something to perpetuate that trailer park heritage?

Hear she is firm and curvy. And seedless. Yummy.