I'll start it. I hate Mick. I hate the sh*t that Mick has thrown toward X and the A-10 since he's be in charge of that sad sack program. I hope he loses in record fashion tonight. Go Mizzou. Is that even who they play ? I really don't care. I want Mick to choke on a giant bag of dicks tonight.

Also, I met a girl at Hap's named Liz that was very proud of her breasts. She begged me to grope them. I hate to let a young lady down, so I did. I promised to tell everyone how fantastic her breasts were, so I'm living up to my promise. They were spectacular. Happy St. Patrick's Day!