This kills me....pretty sure he didn't know mom's name until it appeared on the TelePrompTer.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDbyisUGKc
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This kills me....pretty sure he didn't know mom's name until it appeared on the TelePrompTer.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pDbyisUGKc
That was awesome.
Fun stuff from Dayton fans:
http://thelapine.ca/ohio-wife-torche...erie-for-xmas/
Paul, the comments under the story are funnier than the story itself. Pathetic.Quote:
Originally Posted by paulxu
The link keeps shutting down my browser, but I assume the Lapine is the Onion's Canadian cousin?
No. That really happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoMuskies
Girl genius Scout sells 117 boxes in 2 hrs. outside SFpotshop:
http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/imag...e-pot-shop.jpg
Not sure if this belongs here or on the WTF thread but I found this thread first, and the story sure is funny.
Middling NFL prospect gets message from God, leaves NFL combine.
Greenpeace protesters parachute onto P&G Towers and unveil protest banners.
I need to pay more attention when planes fly low over this city.
June issue of Men's Journal notes that this will be the 4th world cup for Landon Donovan playing for team USA.
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Hu's on first?
Not bad, but I've seen funnier shit :p
Cool, please post. I love funny shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobDeleu
That's bad. Bad I tell you.
Should have stayed local:Quote:
Originally Posted by LA Muskie
http://esrati.com/university-of-dayt...vd-logo/11112/
Slow news day so I decided to check that logo out. My gawd that is awful. Hope they paid a lot for it.
Is Tottenham in the USA looking for a new coach?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8
"Weird Al" Yankovic – Sports Song
http://youtu.be/Uq4K1N9XttY
I'm shocked no one has commented on the Weird Al song. I thought he nailed the attitude of message board fans pretty well.
Playback has been disabled for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by sirthought
Me too, but the message had a direct link to Youtube and the Weird Al song...at least for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by xu82
New twist here in Colorado to the old 'best corn growing" fair prizes:
http://www.denvercountyfair.org/pot-pavilion/
no smoking of weed, of course, cough-cough
My wife went to a friends birthday party in South Beach and ladies came from all over the world for a cool long weekend. An old saggy guy on a unicycle wearing a thong with a GIANT feather sticking out the back rode by their sidewalk cafe table, and the girl from Kentucky said, in her twangy deep southern accent, "back home we just shoot folk like that"!Quote:
Originally Posted by waggy
Yep!Quote:
Originally Posted by xu82
And I bet they could hit him right where the thong met the feather from a South Beach block if they wanted to!Quote:
Originally Posted by bourbonman
We know how to take care of our vets in CO;
http://time.com/3404294/marijuana-po...rado-veterans/
It's a shame the cat doesn't play possum when it is scared.Quote:
Originally Posted by waggy
Picked up in my internet travels..
Quote:
"Aussie Radio Contest."
Read right until the end...
This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why. !
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney ..
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
The game is called 'Mate Match'.
The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone.
If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM.. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'
Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have..'
DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win.
What is your name? First only please.'
Contestant: 'Brian.'
DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what.?'
Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'
DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'
Brian: 'Sarah.'
DJ: 'Is Sarah at work, Brian?'
Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'
DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'
DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'
Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well.......'
DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'
Brian: 'About 10 minutes..'
DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh, ? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake..'
Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'
DJ: 'Okay.. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning.?
Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'
DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'
Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...'
DJ: 'Uh huh...'
Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'
DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'
Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'
DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.
3 minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we. ?'(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: 'Kink's.'
DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere. ?'
Clerk: 'This is she.'
DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours. ?'
DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose..
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'
Sarah: 'No.'
DJ: 'Good!'
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'
Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, Okay,? Be completely honest.'
DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah.
If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah. ?
Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian.....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.
DJ: 'What time. ?'
Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'
DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'
Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'
DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood.
We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready. ?'
Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'
DJ: 'Where did you have it.?'
Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you. ?
'Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'
DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'
Sarah: 'Well....'
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it.?
Sarah: 'Up the arse.....!!
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing..
Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation for minor traffic collisions.. !!!!
Waggy, well done. Sorry about all the collisions, but that's funny.
Good one Wags. Here's the American version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4YWb3WaK5i8
Yeah, I first read a similar version of that in the mid 90s. Funny story.
Most of us did. I think the best stories make the rounds and are updated for each new format. Some of the greats started out as e-mails and even chain mailings!Quote:
Originally Posted by sirthought
I highly recommend the Youtube "Game Show Bloopers" clips. There is one that is over an hour long, and I actually watched it more than once and the responses are as funny the second time around as they are the first time.