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I was in Target yesterday and a family of fat people were walking in a group of three across the aisle each pushing a cart. Since they were fat they couldn't walk fast because it would induce a heart attack. I almost flat tired each of their shoes but decided to just tail them until one of them realized the problem they were causing and let me walk by.Quote:
Originally Posted by XUglow
I don't know if littering can be a pet peeve, but it pisses me off. I watched a guy go out of his way yesterday to litter. He actually put effort into littering. I don't understand people sometimes.
slow down, whatsa hurry...Quote:
Originally Posted by Juice
http://www.sodahead.com/question/331...-it/?link=ibaf
Oh, I forgot to add another one I encountered this weekend. The men's bathroom attendant. I don't need to be handed a paper towel.
No wonder we get into it sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahns Krazy
I am a bathroom attendant without a trashcan.
People who drive convertibles with the top down and the windows rolled up.
Get a car with a sunroof idiots.
Golf Courses that as soon as you pull up to a parking space, there's some pimply-faced kid right there in your grille to take your clubs and rush you to the clubhouse- for a nice tip, of course.
Then, as soon as the round is over, the same pimply faced kid is right in your grille with a towel to clean your clubs- again, for a tip. Then he won't haul the clubs back to your car.
Gawd, get out of my space and let me worry about my own freakin' clubs!!!!
You need to play shittier courses.
I agree wholeheartedly. I was at a bar in Wrigleyville this weekend after the Reds lost and I had to listen to "Go, Cubs, Go" until I died a little inside... the only thing that made it worse was that all the soap had been removed from the bathroom dispensers so you had to have the attendant squirt/pump it on your hands. After having the white, gel soap squirted on my hands by a stranger who then reached out for a tip, I felt dirtier than I ever had in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahns Krazy
Your first mistake was washing your hands. Whenever I see a bathroom attendant I just go straight for the door.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDanimal
Is your real name Poppy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Juice
People who talk on the phone in the public bathroom...on SPEAKERPHONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by xu 89
I just had to listen to a guy getting told that he doesn't respect her and he doesn't deserve her...his response, "ok..whatever"
I'm just trying to use the facilities, people!
I don't know if that's better or worse than him telling her that he'll "respect the fuck out of her".Quote:
Originally Posted by XU05and07
Where were you? I was in Wild Hare and Uberstein.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDanimal
Another pet peeve...
Your favorite baseball team trading people away that they didn't need to for players who aren't crap.
That reminds me of another pet peeve...Quote:
Originally Posted by DC Muskie
Baseball.
(Just kidding guys.)
Hit up a number of places...the man-squirt soap incident was at Goose Island. It started out well and good, as I was enjoying a Matilda... but then, boom, pet peeve.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahns Krazy
I hate that one too. Who has conversations in bathrooms! I was at the gym last week and this chick was on the phone the entire time, during the flush and all. How would you like to be on the phone with someone and hear all those bathroom sounds and a toilet flushing? It's like saying "your call is so important to me I'm going to cop a squat while we're talking."Quote:
Originally Posted by XU05and07
There are a couple ladies on my floor at work who like to hold long conversations in the rest room while others are trying to go about their business and get out of there. I think that's worse than the cell phone talkers. I'm tempted to bring a whoopee cushion in there with me some day to add some background noise for them. Maybe then they'll get the idea.
I didn't read through the thread to see if this one has been posted...but yesterday's weather caused me to think of another one...
When a traffic light is out at an intersection...it becomes a 4-way stop...how some people passed their driving test amazes me
Stupid Commercials like the Castrol Oil "You're thinking w/ your dipstick Jimmy!" campaign....smack! Could that be run anymore in one night of TV viewing?
Man, I want to hit that guy upside the head.
Rick Pitino was thinking with his dipstick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheesehead
Watching X games on Fox Sports is the worst for seeing the same annoying commercial over and over and over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheesehead
On a road with two lanes in the same direction, like Columbia Parkway eastbound... when the douchenozzle in the left lane is matching speed identically to the douchenozzle in the right lane.
The level of douchenozzlery increases exponentially for every mile per hour these fart sniffers are going slower.
I also had this one last night.
Hostess: It will be a 45 minute to an hour wait to sit outside.
Me (to significant female person): What do you think?
SFP: I don't care, it's up to you.
Me (to hostess): Okay, we'll wait at the bar.
SFP: I'm hungry now. Can't we just eat inside?
I can't figure this out. Am I supposed to be guessing what the SFP wants, or does she actually not make up her mind until I have made a decision? Either way, I lose.
From what I know about women, you are supposed to guess what the SFP wants, and you are supposed to guess right. If you guess wrong however, most chicks will do the same thing as your SFP did here, and just tell you they want to do the opposite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahns Krazy
She was testing you. Sounds like you failed this test. Better luck next time and I hope she is at least under 50 years old this time.
People who clip their fingernails at work. The guy next to me in my cube does it often.
Bike riders who preach the "share the road" thing, then ride between two lanes of cars at an intersection.
Bike riders who call themselves "cyclists".
People who don't signal while turning.
People who drive slowly in the fast lane.
Those freaking bright blue/white headlights on certain cars, blinding oncoming traffic.
People who wear headphones while driving. You kind of have to hear what's going on around you.
And then, my work ones.
911 is NOT YOUR PERSONAL DOCTOR. Don't call 911 for a headache, toothache, having the flu, a boil, or a sunburn. Get some personal responsibility already. Ambulances aren't there to be your personal glorified taxi to the hospital.
Pull to the RIGHT. Not left. Don't just freaking stop in front of an emergency vehicle. Also, don't freak out when an emergency vehicle comes up behind you. Just pull to the RIGHT.
Dammit. I shouldn't have written this. Now I'm pissed off.
I preach "Share The Road", but actually pay attention to the laws of the road. It pays to not be a hypocrite. And yes, I am a cyclist. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kahns Krazy
I HATE dayton.
DING DING DING!Quote:
Originally Posted by PM Thor
My biggest pet peeve ever! Im getting worked up just thinking about it. Its not even people who are just driving slow, it is slower than me. Even if you are going over the speed limit, if a car is coming up behind you going faster and you have space to get over, then freaking get over. The left lane is not meant to cruise in, or even drive in. If you arent passing someone, drive in the right lane.
How are people ignorant to these things?
Ha, I had to look back in this thread. I figured that I already had posted about slow people in the left lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by D-West & PO-Z
- People that drive past the white line into an intersection and then just sit there because the turn arrow will never come on. (Oh wait, is that my congressman?)
Yeah, I forgot this one. The white lines for the crosswalk are not the stop line. The stop line is well short of the crosswalk, yet idiots always pull up to the crosswalk line, totally ignoring the stop line. Big pet peeve of mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by XUglow
And another one...when you go through a drivethrough and the employee doesn't say anything at all, not a word. Drives me nuts. Just be cordial a bit. I guess that's why they are working in a drivethrough though.
I HATE dayton.
In Florida, where my Father In Law lives, they apparently have cameras at those kind of intersections and if you don't stop behind the correct white line, they send you a ticket.
This is probably my biggest pet peeve.
Stopping for a school bus.
On a 4 lane road, Oncoming trafic Does Not stop for a school bus. I've almost been in two accidents because people slam on their brakes to stop. I've even seen a policeman stop. He should have given himself a ticket for impeding traffic.
Oooh, how about the people who don't turn on their lights when it's raining, or when it's sunup/sundown? Or people who cut you off, in that area where you are obviously leaving space because your cars brake system needs the space (as compared to whatever rocket car the idiot is driving)?
Or the idiots who blow through an intersection when the lights are malfunctioning? It's a four way stop you dolts. Four way stop.
Meh, I'm just going to say that I despise idiots behind the wheel and I wish that we could turn people in for stupidity on the road.
I HATE dayton.
Too bad people didn't remember that during the Blackout/Windstorm of 2008. F'ers.Quote:
Originally Posted by PM Thor
Yeah, my dad drives 55 in the left lane. It's not that he doesn't know better or doesn't notice his speed, he does it on purpose. To him that is the proper speed and F everyone who wants to go faster, they are idiots. He's a real piece of work. So when I was a kid and rode with him, people would pass us on the right, and I would be in the passenger seat looking at them as they flipped us off, yelled F you, etc. It happened every time we took the highway.Quote:
Originally Posted by D-West & PO-Z
Good times.
13.1 and 26.2 bumper stickers...like anyone gives a flying fig that you spend your free time running around the city.
Hey, look at me, I run half marathons.... Eat a freakin dick
Hahaha. Reps. (If the man lets me.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smails
Yeah that would really piss me off. Its not up to your dad to regulate that speed of others. I bet he got a good laugh at pissing people off tho. I never get to the point where I flip people off or anything like that, but I just get very annoyed.Quote:
Originally Posted by RealDeal
This makes me think of another one. Truckers who act like thay are regulators of the road. Example is when they block the emergency lane in traffic if they see someone coming up it. I agree that person doing that is a dick but the truckers have no idea when it really is an emergency. When I was a kid my family was driving on vacation and my grandma was with us. We were stuck in traffic and she started to become ill and was not feeling well. We wanted to get off at the closest exit up ahead a mile or two. My mom drove in the emergency lane to get there because the traffic was dead stopped and a trucker pulled off and blocked our path. My mom was pointing to my grandma to get this douche to realize she was sick and we needed to get off quickly. He didnt move. We had to drive in the grass off road to swerve around this idiot.