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GuyFawkes38
10-28-2008, 06:08 PM
Last week I invested a large sum of money in the stock market when the Dow hovered just above 8,000. Right now the Dow is at 9,000.

I made a ton of money. You guys are losers.

Discuss
vee4xu
10-28-2008, 06:13 PM
All that rest did you some good. You're back to your old self. Congratulations on your big haul. Unless you are still holding that stuff, you get to pay tax on ordinary income. That is of course you offset them with any big losses you incurred trying to make that big haul.

Discuss.
xeus
10-28-2008, 06:18 PM
I didn't make shit last week. Please redistribute your wealth accordingly.
GuyFawkes38
10-28-2008, 06:19 PM
All that rest did you some good. You're back to your old self. Congratulations on your big haul. Unless you are still holding that stuff, you get to pay tax on ordinary income. That is of course you offset them with any big losses you incurred trying to make that big haul.

Discuss.


I've been really making effort to keep my posts positive. No more, "I don't like....."
GuyFawkes38
10-28-2008, 06:31 PM
I didn't make shit last week. Please redistribute your wealth accordingly.

I'm up for a little redistribution.

But yeah, nothing makes me happier when I hear that some got a new job and is making more money, or someone won big on an investment.

I just wanted to brighten the mood of the board during this "depression".
Stonebreaker
10-28-2008, 06:35 PM
Cash it in quickly, before capital gains go up. Just sayin.
vee4xu
10-28-2008, 07:04 PM
I was just giving you junk guy. After all this the House of Smack. :)
MHettel
10-28-2008, 07:22 PM
i work for Washington Mutual. Wanna talk about taking it in the shorts?
GuyFawkes38
10-28-2008, 08:05 PM
Ha, you guys are too nice. I deliberately create a post to piss people off.

But it doesn't. instead, I get tax advice. Very impressive.
dc_x
10-28-2008, 08:19 PM
i work for Washington Mutual. Wanna talk about taking it in the shorts?

You mean you work for JPMorgan.
xavierdude
10-29-2008, 09:13 AM
I didn't make shit last week. Please redistribute your wealth accordingly.

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v343/247/90/28701818/n28701818_31476080_2898.jpg
Kahns Krazy
10-29-2008, 09:52 AM
Ha, you guys are too nice. I deliberately create a post to piss people off.

But it doesn't. instead, I get tax advice. Very impressive.

Guy, you're like this board's version of the Bengals. You're trying to suck, but you can't even excel at that. You're going to wind up 1-15.
GuyFawkes38
10-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Guy, you're like this board's version of the Bengals. You're trying to suck, but you can't even excel at that. You're going to wind up 1-15.

ha, yeah, um, good one. ha, yeah, very topical.

Kahns is on fire today.