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Svoboda
01-14-2008, 02:50 PM
Welcome to XavierHoops.com, Kahns Krazy!

The XavierHoops.com Staff would like to personally thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to register on our online community. XavierHoops.com is the premiere online community for mature and intelligent Xavier basketball and athletics discussion!

Feel free to take a couple minutes to make yourself at home, take a look around the forums and check out all of our great discussions, features and much more! Again, thank you for registering here at XavierHoops.com! We look forward to your contributions to our online community and hope you enjoy your stay!

Jesus Christ
01-14-2008, 02:52 PM
Watch out for that meat khannon.

Kahns Krazy
01-14-2008, 03:48 PM
Thanks Svoboda. I am touched that you took time out of your day to personally welcome me to the board.

Kahns Krazy
01-22-2008, 01:12 PM
I'd like to welcome me to the board again. Due to my consumption, I often forget the first few introductions.

Fred Garvin
01-22-2008, 03:34 PM
Welcome, all they ask is that we leave our "strange and unrelenting obesssion" at the door.

Kahns Krazy
05-07-2008, 05:07 PM
I haven't felt all that welcome lately. I'm bumping me to the top of the useless welcome forum.

http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~burrows3/AttentionWhore2.jpg

Kahns Krazy
05-30-2008, 01:26 PM
Check me out, yo.

Snipe
05-31-2008, 09:59 AM
You were one of the few here to be welcomed by Jesus Christ.

Kahns Krazy
06-26-2008, 03:26 PM
You were one of the few here to be welcomed by Jesus Christ.


Oh Jesuth Christh

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/W/T/sp910_Follow_That_Egg-1.jpg

xeus
06-26-2008, 03:35 PM
Shall I make this thread a sticky?

XUglow
06-26-2008, 03:51 PM
Shall I make this thread a sticky?

It would match KK's keyboard.

Snipe
07-08-2008, 01:25 AM
It would match KK's keyboard.

Cold blooded.

Kahns Krazy
07-08-2008, 12:27 PM
It would match KK's keyboard.

It wasn't that bad until I subscribed to Glow's Avatar Girls

Well played. I'd rep you if I could.

Stonebreaker
07-08-2008, 01:40 PM
Damn, this thread still around? LOL

xu95
07-09-2008, 07:43 AM
It wasn't that bad until I subscribed to Glow's Avatar Girls

Well played. I'd rep you if I could.

I want to watch the show "Glow's Avatar Girls at night" on Showtime.

xu95

Fred Garvin
07-09-2008, 03:49 PM
Xeus, I saw a guy today at Walgreen's wearing a Cougar Bait tee shirt.

xeus
07-09-2008, 05:44 PM
Xeus, I saw a guy today at Walgreen's wearing a Cougar Bait tee shirt.

That's awesome. I need to get one of those. Which Walgreen's do you work at?

Fred Garvin
07-09-2008, 06:14 PM
That's awesome. I need to get one of those. Which Walgreen's do you work at?

Deer Park.

xeus
07-09-2008, 07:15 PM
Deer Park.

That's right - now I remember you telling me that when I saw you at the St. John's festival.

Did you ever buy that llama farm you were looking at in Adams County?

Fred Garvin
07-09-2008, 09:14 PM
That's right - now I remember you telling me that when I saw you at the St. John's festival.

Did you ever buy that llama farm you were looking at in Adams County?

No llama farm, but I am doing some covert farming in Bechtold Park.

xu95
07-10-2008, 08:02 AM
Fred Garvin got a job? That should have been reported on the Fox 19 news or something.

xu95

nuts4xu
07-10-2008, 11:03 AM
Walgreens better watch the vicodin, percocets, and oxycontins like a hawk. With Fred Garvin on premise, the supply of those yummy pills could take a hit.

Kahns Krazy
11-07-2008, 03:19 PM
Llama. Llama. Llama.

Lllllllllama.

Llama-dama-ding-dong.

Obama-Llama. I would have voted for that.

My fingers sound funny.

Smooth
12-09-2008, 11:21 PM
Yemeni yemeni yemeni let's play some baseball.

Kahns Krazy
04-02-2009, 09:52 AM
I bet Fred Garvin would have a good word to describe this thread. The spine on my thesaurus is fully intact.

Kahns Krazy
04-28-2009, 04:01 PM
The other day I was... no wait, that wasn't me.

Masterofreality
04-28-2009, 04:48 PM
No llama farm, but I am doing some covert farming in Bechtold Park.

Would any of the "product" that is being covertly farmed be available for covert purchase either in, or more probably behind, the Walgreens in Deer Park?

Kahns Krazy
10-02-2009, 04:38 PM
Llama. Llama. Llama.

Lllllllllama.

Llama-dama-ding-dong.

Obama-Llama. I would have voted for that.

My fingers sound funny.



When was I trippin' balls in the middle of the afternoon?

Kahns Krazy
12-07-2009, 11:31 PM
Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be any more surprised than I am right now, Eddie.

XU05and07
12-07-2009, 11:38 PM
And it's been all down hill since 1/14/08

Kahns Krazy
01-12-2010, 01:49 PM
Well that's mighty noble of me.

Snipe
02-26-2010, 07:34 PM
Sometimes I miss this thread. I don't know why but it draws you in. Then you read it and you are left unfulfilled. I thought it was going to give some substance to the entire mindless welcome forum. I yearned for a sense of purpose here. Sometimes I wonder if this thread actually exists, or if we are all just a part of some strange Hunter Thompson nightmare.

As bad as this thread has gotten, I see a comeback. The final chapters have yet to be written.

Most of all, I want Kahns Krazy to always feel welcome here. Welcome Kahns Krazy.

Fred Garvin
02-26-2010, 10:47 PM
Sometimes I miss this thread. I don't know why but it draws you in. Then you read it and you are left unfulfilled. I thought it was going to give some substance to the entire mindless welcome forum. I yearned for a sense of purpose here. Sometimes I wonder if this thread actually exists, or if we are all just a part of some strange Hunter Thompson nightmare.

As bad as this thread has gotten, I see a comeback. The final chapters have yet to be written.

Most of all, I want Kahns Krazy to always feel welcome here. Welcome Kahns Krazy.

Geez, such a fraud with the HST reference. I remember sitting on the Dana's patio with you, Kahn's and Griffin. I was the only one who had read Thompson when Griffin was exulting him during one of his baby boomer "the past was the shyt" rants.

Masterofreality
02-27-2010, 08:06 AM
This thread is like Sisyphus rolling the rock on the hill-

-almost getting to a meaningful summit....then rapidly right back to the dank, murky and irrelevant bottom.

PMI
03-01-2010, 10:46 PM
I think Kahn's has worn out his welcome.

Kahns Krazy
04-20-2010, 12:03 PM
I still feel welcome. And alone. There's nobody on the board these days.

X-band '01
06-11-2010, 01:14 PM
It's almost 2 months - time to welcome Kahns back to XHoops.

Masterofreality
07-20-2010, 03:39 PM
It's now been 40 days and 40 nights since the last welcome. That, in the Bible is tantamount to an eternity.

As a result, let us all wecome Kahns back from oblivion. Hot Dogs are always welcome in mid-summer.

X-band '01
09-17-2010, 08:15 PM
Kahns, I'm X-band '01. Nice to finally meet you.

Masterofreality
02-03-2011, 08:22 PM
I just realized that there has not been a meaningful welcome to Kahns Krazy in the 2011 calendar year.

As such, welcome to 2011 Kahns Krazy.

In fact, welcome to February, 2011 Kahns!

Kahns Krazy
02-03-2011, 10:08 PM
Thanks, MOR. It's good to feel welcome. Your re-welcoming me reminds me of the last time you were in town and bought me a beer. You are a fine American.

While it's not as good as a beer, you are now the very rare recipient of Reps in the Introductions and Welcomes forum.

xeus
02-04-2011, 12:04 PM
I miss Garvin.

Kahns Krazy
02-15-2011, 04:46 PM
I got ATL back in the fold. I'll work on Garvin next.

Just remember that you asked for it.

PMI
02-15-2011, 11:05 PM
I got ATL back in the fold. I'll work on Garvin next.

Just remember that you asked for it.

After that I want Skillet. Then The Truth.

nuts4xu
02-16-2011, 09:01 AM
Just don't bring back that fraudulent interloper who passed himself off as a cheap imitation of the Heel!

Garvin is going to be a tough bird to bring back to the nest. He starts posting again, I will buy KK a beer. Get er done!

Kahns Krazy
03-03-2011, 05:32 PM
Just don't bring back that fraudulent interloper who passed himself off as a cheap imitation of the Heel!

Garvin is going to be a tough bird to bring back to the nest. He starts posting again, I will buy KK a beer. Get er done!

I'm afraid Nuts bought me a beer at the bar he was at in San Diego last night.

Masterofreality
07-28-2011, 08:29 PM
I note that not only did no one welcome Kahns Krazy to spring, but no one has welcomed him to summer either. I shall right that horrible wrong.

Welcome to all seasons, Kahn's Krazy.

nuts4xu
07-28-2011, 10:57 PM
Kahn's Krazy is a righteous dude...and a great American!!

JimmyTwoTimes37
08-17-2011, 04:29 PM
Enquirer is reporting Kahn's Krazy made Chris Smitherman cry over on 4th and Walnut today with just a look over to his general direction

He is a hero among heroes

X-band '01
12-10-2011, 10:29 AM
Welcome to the Shootout Kahns.

Kahns Krazy
01-03-2013, 12:51 PM
Welcome to 2013, welcome thread!

Masterofreality
01-04-2013, 11:59 AM
Welcome to 2013, welcome thread!

Hmmmm hubris?

Especially since this thread skipped 2012 entirely. :biggrin:

Snipe
01-11-2013, 06:29 PM
I think this is going to be a banner year for this thread.

Masterofreality
01-11-2013, 06:45 PM
I think this is going to be a banner year for this thread.

As long as Kahns posts 275 times on it.

Somewhat limited audience?:lol:

Snipe
01-12-2013, 05:04 AM
I am not sure about that. This thread could go off at any moment. I think it's time has come.

Masterofreality
01-12-2013, 08:22 AM
I am not sure about that. This thread could go off at any moment. I think it's time has come.

I'll have to make a halftime pilgimmmage up to the throne of Snipe/Kahns today. maybe we can exchange ideas as to more effective "Thread Marketing".

Kahns Krazy
01-12-2013, 11:17 AM
MOR in the house today! Woo Hoo!

Snipe
01-12-2013, 12:30 PM
MOR will be buying us beer again!

WOO HOO!

paulxu
01-12-2013, 02:55 PM
I picked the wrong week to visit last week.
Should have come this week and let all 3 of you buy. I'm due.
Assume you can get off your a$$es long enough today to bring home the W.

xu95
01-14-2013, 07:57 AM
MOR will be buying us beer again!

WOO HOO!

He sits right in front of me and I am yet to see a free beer.

paulxu
01-14-2013, 08:29 AM
Assume you can get off your a$$es long enough today to bring home the W.

Thanks.

Masterofreality
01-14-2013, 08:43 AM
He sits right in front of me and I am yet to see a free beer.

I'm done with the free beers until I start getting some back. I don't mind giving out the first, but, c'mon, man! Gotta pay back. :smile:

Anyway '95, you're a family man. I'm looking out for your image.

xeus
11-13-2013, 07:35 AM
I miss Garvin.

Nice to get a Garvin fix last night.

xeus
04-08-2014, 09:21 PM
Xeus, I saw a guy today at Walgreen's wearing a Cougar Bait tee shirt.

Has anyone seen Garvin recently?

Shama Llama Ding Dong.

Kahns Krazy
12-17-2014, 10:48 AM
This thread started nearly 7 years ago. Said another way, this thread's career is already 5 years longer than Johnny Manziel's will be.

xeus
12-17-2014, 11:19 AM
This thread started nearly 7 years ago. Said another way, this thread's career is already 5 years longer than Johnny Manziel's will be.


Welcome to XavierHoops.com, Kahns Krazy!

The XavierHoops.com Staff would like to personally thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to register on our online community. XavierHoops.com is the premiere online community for mature and intelligent Xavier basketball and athletics discussion!

Feel free to take a couple minutes to make yourself at home, take a look around the forums and check out all of our great discussions, features and much more! Again, thank you for registering here at XavierHoops.com! We look forward to your contributions to our online community and hope you enjoy your stay!

X-band '01
10-23-2015, 01:32 PM
Kahns, welcome to the 2015-16 season.

xeus
12-08-2015, 11:20 AM
Xeus, I saw a guy today at Walgreen's wearing a Cougar Bait tee shirt.


Anyone heard from Garvin lately?

Cheesehead
12-08-2015, 11:23 AM
Anyone heard from Garvin lately?

Saw him at Dana's last season after one of the games. Been a while.

Kahns Krazy
06-02-2016, 09:50 PM
Hi me!

The Coz
08-27-2016, 09:52 PM
Hi me!

no need to reference Jesse Jackson.

X-band '01
12-24-2016, 05:20 PM
Not only do I wish a warm welcome to Kahns Krazy, I hope we get to welcome Myles Davis soon.

muskienick
12-24-2016, 11:03 PM
Didn't the Kahn's Krazys used to perform at halftime at the Gardens and at other times at either Kings or Coney Island on a fairly regular basis? They wore clownish outfits and did a lot of interesting shenanigans on the court. I wish some members of our current band (similarly as talented as the Kahn's Krazys were) would do some equally entertaining acts at a couple of half-times at the Cintas Center. They would be as greatly appreciated by the Cintas fans as the 10,000 fans at the Gardens appreciated the Krazys back in the day!!!

Kahns Krazy
11-07-2018, 01:14 PM
This thread is due for a comeback

GoMuskies
11-07-2018, 01:19 PM
This thread is exactly why I never trusted that Svoboda feller. I think he's a Russian bot.

Snipe
11-11-2018, 09:46 PM
The classics never go out of style.

paulxu
11-12-2018, 06:41 AM
Snipe!

Kahns Krazy
01-11-2020, 01:21 PM
Welcome, Kahns Krazy

paulxu
01-11-2020, 02:15 PM
Hah!

Kahns Krazy
12-17-2021, 09:30 AM
I would like to personally welcome back Kahns Krazy. Enjoy your stay here.

GoMuskies
12-17-2021, 09:35 AM
There goes the neighborhood.

What next, Tardy Turtle?!?

D-West & PO-Z
12-17-2021, 11:19 AM
There goes the neighborhood.

What next, Tardy Turtle?!?

DC Muskie?

X-band '01
12-17-2021, 11:45 AM
No, it'll be either Helen or AIDS Patient.

MADXSTER
12-17-2021, 09:28 PM
Does anyone know if Helen ever made it down to Lexington?

Kahns Krazy
03-01-2023, 08:04 AM
Welcome back. It's about time.

Kahns Krazy
03-05-2023, 09:32 AM
This thread started nearly 7 years ago. Said another way, this thread's career is already 5 years longer than Johnny Manziel's will be.

This quote is sadly my most insightful post ever. Maziel’s NFL career would end 1 year and 10 days later.

Lamont Sanford
03-06-2023, 09:04 AM
Welcome back. It's about time.

Welcome back KK! One of our prodigal sons has returned.

Now...where's Fred Garvin and Snipe?!?