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Muskie
08-16-2017, 02:05 PM
Test

GoMuskies
08-16-2017, 02:09 PM
Quiz

xu82
08-16-2017, 02:11 PM
Did I pass? I hate these pop things!

Muskie
08-16-2017, 02:27 PM
Sorry. I was testing to make sure posts were going through. Does anyone feel like they posted a topic or response in the Men's Basketball Forum that is nor showing up after August 10?

GoMuskies
08-16-2017, 02:38 PM
It has been rather slow around here lately.

Muskie
08-16-2017, 02:51 PM
Historically this week in August is the slowest.

muskiefan82
08-16-2017, 02:58 PM
I did think it was crickets for a day or two. Which, frankly, given the last few offseasons was very welcome.

GreatWhiteNorth
08-16-2017, 04:58 PM
I thought this site was down the past several days.

bjf123
08-16-2017, 05:58 PM
Damn it. I didn't study. Will it be graded on a curve? When's the make up test?


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xeus
08-16-2017, 07:52 PM
For those looking for a silver lining, at least we aren't musketeermadness.lame

paulxu
08-16-2017, 09:16 PM
The answer is 3.

xu82
08-17-2017, 06:49 AM
The answer is 3.

You have to show your work.

paulxu
08-17-2017, 07:27 AM
http://www.cut-the-knot.org/arithmetic/funny/3By3Digits.jpg

Tardy Turtle
08-17-2017, 07:32 AM
This had better be open book since I'm not even fucking registered for this class.

Masterofreality
08-17-2017, 08:15 AM
Who was the Dean of Men who kicked the Masterofreality off campus for Spring Weekend after MOR was merely practicing his Pyrotechnic techniques?

Extra credit for guessing the Year of the decision abomination.

Muskie
08-17-2017, 09:05 AM
I thought this site was down the past several days. Nope. Just no discussion. Generally if nobody makes a topic, most people don't respond. I've been crushed at work and since I drive most of the topics in the summer, I haven't had time to post as much.

EastCoastXman
08-17-2017, 09:26 AM
Nally!!

Emp
08-17-2017, 12:00 PM
Who was the Dean of Men who kicked the Masterofreality off campus for Spring Weekend after MOR was merely practicing his Pyrotechnic techniques?

Extra credit for guessing the Year of the decision abomination.

1970? I'm hoping it wasn't your junior or senior year. Any worthy Muskie know how to avoid detection by then.

Snipe
08-17-2017, 12:29 PM
“O Deep Thought computer," he said, "the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us...." he paused, "The Answer."
"The Answer?" said Deep Thought. "The Answer to what?"
"Life!" urged Fook.
"The Universe!" said Lunkwill.
"Everything!" they said in chorus.
Deep Thought paused for a moment's reflection.
"Tricky," he said finally.
"But can you do it?"
Again, a significant pause.
"Yes," said Deep Thought, "I can do it."
"There is an answer?" said Fook with breathless excitement.
"Yes," said Deep Thought. "Life, the Universe, and Everything. There is an answer. But, I'll have to think about it."
...
Fook glanced impatiently at his watch.
“How long?” he said.
“Seven and a half million years,” said Deep Thought.
Lunkwill and Fook blinked at each other.
“Seven and a half million years...!” they cried in chorus.
“Yes,” declaimed Deep Thought, “I said I’d have to think about it, didn’t I?"

[Seven and a half million years later.... Fook and Lunkwill are long gone, but their descendents continue what they started]

"We are the ones who will hear," said Phouchg, "the answer to the great question of Life....!"
"The Universe...!" said Loonquawl.
"And Everything...!"
"Shhh," said Loonquawl with a slight gesture. "I think Deep Thought is preparing to speak!"
There was a moment's expectant pause while panels slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the communication channel.

"Good Morning," said Deep Thought at last.
"Er..good morning, O Deep Thought" said Loonquawl nervously, "do you have...er, that is..."
"An Answer for you?" interrupted Deep Thought majestically. "Yes, I have."
The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had not been in vain.
"There really is one?" breathed Phouchg.
"There really is one," confirmed Deep Thought.
"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and everything?"
"Yes."
Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so they found themselves gasping and squirming like excited children.
"And you're ready to give it to us?" urged Loonsuawl.
"I am."
"Now?"
"Now," said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
"Though I don't think," added Deep Thought. "that you're going to like it."
"Doesn't matter!" said Phouchg. "We must know it! Now!"
"Now?" inquired Deep Thought.
"Yes! Now..."
"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Snipe
08-17-2017, 12:30 PM
“Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?"
"I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.”

sweet6teen
08-17-2017, 01:33 PM
X+x+x/x = 3

Muskie
08-17-2017, 01:47 PM
X+x+x/x = 3

You never give up do you?

Masterofreality
08-17-2017, 05:24 PM
Who was the Dean of Men who kicked the Masterofreality off campus for Spring Weekend after MOR was merely practicing his Pyrotechnic techniques?

Extra credit for guessing the Year of the decision abomination.


Nally!!


1970? I'm hoping it wasn't your junior or senior year. Any worthy Muskie know how to avoid detection by then.

Both Correct!! Dapper Dean Nally kicked ya boi off campus for the weekend. Who cares? Jerk.

XMuskieFTW
08-17-2017, 10:49 PM
X+x+x/x = 3

1!

sweet6teen
08-18-2017, 06:59 AM
You never give up do you?

What do you mean?