94 Grad Shooting for $10,000 at Crosstown Shootout

[Masterofreality]

Well, well well.

Our own '94 Grad somehow wormed his way into a Finalist position in the Skyline Chili Crosstown Shootout Free Throw shooting contest. It looks like he should win. His apparent competition is a guy in an executive suit that looks like he hasn't done anything athletic or shot a free throw for decades.

Good luck Barkeep!
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[Muskie]

Stop the Madness.

[xu82]

Awesome news. Good luck 94Grad!!!

How does one find themselves in that position? I thought they picked people from the crowd or something.

[PM Thor]

He doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't blast his last shot off the back of the head of the Bearcat.

[STL_XUfan]

In celebration of the achievement there will be $4 Herschel specials until gametime on the 18th. (It must be true because it is on the internet now)

[Nigel Tufnel]

Do it, BJ!!!! Do it!!!

[paulxu]

Fire that baby into their huddle.

[xu82]

He doesn't have a hair on his ass if he doesn't blast his last shot off the back of the head of the Bearcat.

I think that's just a dead ball Tech. No biggie.

(I could be wrong)

[bjf123]

I think that's just a dead ball Tech. No biggie.

(I could be wrong)

Or a Flagrant 2.


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[Mel Cooley XU'81]

Good Luck, '94!

Cheers from Woodstock!

[Masterofreality]

Do it, BJ!!!! Do it!!!

That is just about perfect.

Reps!!!!!

[94GRAD]

Do it, BJ!!!! Do it!!!

Public and private reps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RealDeal]

Good luck.

[LA Muskie]

Hope your gettin your shots up BJ. It's all about practice!

[xu82]

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Do you get style points?

[xeus]

Inspiration:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MTrhwAPao

[LadyMuskie]

I honestly can't think of anyone better to do this since you've been keeping X students in good spirits for just about ever! Good luck, BJ! I hope you make it and enjoy spending that $10,000!!

[waggy]

Zip 'em up!

[BENWAR]

Good luck!!

[pimpinthebox]

Inspiration:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MTrhwAPao

I think you're supposed to get my expressed written consent before posting that link, xeus.

Good luck, BJ.

#blueballsforever

[Xaveriana]

When BJ wins he can take the money and pave Danas parking lot. :shocked:

[Masterofreality]

When BJ wins he can take the money and pave Danas parking lot. :shocked:

I'd prefer if he just put another post downstairs to support the Penthouse floor. :laugh:

[Cheesehead]

Thor, The refs will go to the monitor and decide techical foul on Dante Jackson and declare the contest over.

[Lamont Sanford]

Good luck BJ!

#blueballsforever

[94GRAD]

Only a select few know about team #blueballs. We never strikeout!

[paulxu]

Only a select few know about team #blueballs. We never strikeout!

So...you take the walk?

[94GRAD]

So...you take the walk?

Take 2 and hit to right

[Masterofreality]

Only a select few know about team #blueballs. We never strikeout!

Quite frankly, NONE of us want to know about team #blueballs.

You just keep whatever the hell that is out of the public eye.

[xeus]

I still have the game ball from our championship game in 1991. We went undefeated and won it all, and I homered over the head of that Andre guy who had stupidly moved in to shallow left, not recognizing the George Foster power I had in my swing. #blueballs

[xeus]

Do it, BJ!!!! Do it!!!

Nice. Anyone have a link to that call by Byron?

[nuts4xu]

I still have the game ball from our championship game in 1991. We went undefeated and won it all, and I homered over the head of that Andre guy who had stupidly moved in to shallow left, not recognizing the George Foster power I had in my swing. #blueballs

You go opposite field? OR are you are lefty?

Just glad you didn't take a walk.

[gladdenguy]

Pimp looking studly and young in that video.

Good luck BJ.

[xudash]

BJ, best of luck to you. I know you'll get past the warm reception you'll receive at 5/3 to take the prize.

[Masterofreality]

I still have the game ball from our championship game in 1991. We went undefeated and won it all, and I homered over the head of that Andre guy who had stupidly moved in to shallow left, not recognizing the George Foster power I had in my swing. #blueballs

Ah, so that was your softball team.

You are just following in the large footsteps of the Mighty Penguins of which East Coast XMan and I were an integral part. Back to Back Softball Champs and we have the photographic evidence to prove it!!

[Masterofreality]

Nice. Anyone have a link to that call by Byron?

I actually have that on an mp3. Not sure how to post that on here though.

[pimpinthebox]

I already sent it to xeus. He's all set.

[MADXSTER]

Awesome! Just Awesome!

[paulxu]

Someone needs to grab a megaphone right before 94 shoots...and positively scream that out.

[GoMuskies]

I hope '94 performs better than I did when Tardy Turtle embarrassed me in a 3-point shooting contest at halftime of a game at the Gardens.

[paulxu]

That is embarrassing.

[Masterofreality]

I hope '94 performs better than I did when Tardy Turtle embarrassed me in a 3-point shooting contest at halftime of a game at the Gardens.

Which game?

I might have to "Check the Tape"!

[Masterofreality]

Inspiration:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MTrhwAPao

You know, the backwards ball cap is bitchin' gangsta!

[xu82]

Which game?

I might have to "Check the Tape"!

If you've got it, I certainly hope you'll share!

[GoMuskies]

Which game?

I might have to "Check the Tape"!

No idea. It was random. It was approximately 50 pounds ago.

[Kahns Krazy]

is there at least a hashtag we can follow to get live updates on BJ's crushing victory since it won't be on TV?

[OH.X.MI]

94Grad, more inspiration from another blasphemous Enquirer article discussing both schools...

"Best on-campus bar

I've had many a libation at both the Catskeller and Danas, and thoroughly enjoy both venues. But let's be honest. Catskeller offers a variety of food and drink, along with pool tables, multiple TVs, shuffle board and arcade games. Danas is basically a backyard shed with a dart board that has only two darts.

Advantage: Cincinnati"
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/2015/02/17/tale-tape-uc-vs-xu/23553217/

Where does the paper find these idiots???

[94GRAD]

There is no way he has eaten, let alone been here. I would put our food up against any other bar in the city.

[Tardy Turtle]

I hope '94 performs better than I did when Tardy Turtle embarrassed me in a 3-point shooting contest at halftime of a game at the Gardens.

I want to say it was '95 but I won that fucker so many* times that I can't be sure.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM

*two

[paulxu]

I would but our food up...

I bet you did that on purpose.

[94GRAD]

I bet you did that on purpose.

Freudian at its finest. The man is keeping me down so public reps.

[waggy]

There is no way he has eaten, let alone been here. I would put our food up against any other bar in the city.


Send him some.

[94GRAD]

Send him some.


I'll send him something alright

[xu82]

I'll send him something alright

In a burning brown bag on his front porch?

[94GRAD]

In a burning brown bag on his front porch?

Cannot confirm, nor deny that statement.

[xudash]

There is no way he has eaten, let alone been here. I would put our food up against any other bar in the city.

I would put your bar up against any other bar in the city. It was great seeing you this evening and being in Mecca again. Thank you for the tomato sauce!

Three deep breaths and knock them dead tomorrow night.

[Cheesehead]

You can do it!

[KC4X]

You can do it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk

[LadyMuskie]

Did BJ win?

[DC Muskie]

Did BJ win?

What do you think?

[LadyMuskie]

Nicely Done, Musketeers! Annihilation on all fronts!

[LadyMuskie]

What do you think?

I hope this means he won. Or my post right above this one is idiotic.

[DC Muskie]

I hope this means he won. Or my post right above this one is idiotic.

Zipped them up.

[Masterofreality]

He did win!

$10,000 to the Man! Free Beer for All!!!!!!!!!

[Masterofreality]

Action shot of the Great Man last night:

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Congrats, BeeeJ!

[Masterofreality]

And here he is in all his Triumphant Glory!!

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[LA Muskie]

And here he is in all his Triumphant Glory!!

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Does this mean Dana's can finally afford to clean the men's bathroom?

[Masterofreality]

Does this mean Dana's can finally afford to clean the men's bathroom?

No, he gave it all away on free kegs last night. :laugh:

[American X]

Are the winnings in American dollars or Skyline dollars? Because I would be OK with having to spend $10,000 Skyline dollars.

[Kahns Krazy]

No, he gave it all away on free kegs last night. :laugh:

Dana's was a madhouse, especially after the game. Pretty sure BJ grossed more in Norwood than he did in Clifton last night.

[coasterville95]

No photo of him ripping off his shirt to reveal his X gear and flaunting it in the court?

[ammtd34]

No photo of him ripping off his shirt to reveal his X gear and flaunting it in the court?

Did that happen?

[94GRAD]

You know I did!!!!

[Masterofreality]

You know I did!!!!

The Jack Booted SS thugs are water boarding my Rep button, so public props for this.

[MADXSTER]

You know I did!!!!

Congrats, Next time I'm at the Gardens I'll be buying you a beer or whatever you want. Way to represent!!!

[xu82]

Are the winnings in American dollars or Skyline dollars? Because I would be OK with having to spend $10,000 Skyline dollars.

No point in cleaning the bathrooms if you went thru with that.... just burn it down when you're done!

[xu82]

You know I did!!!!

There MUST be a photo of that!!! Well done!

[Xtemporaneous]

You know I did!!!!

I'm waiting to get my footage back from last night and I'll get something up as soon as I can. BTW thanks for the beverages last night and was great to finally meet you BJ.