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Kahns Krazy
04-17-2014, 12:12 PM
Chips, spear, whole, dill, sweet, bread and butter, gherkins, whole, relish, on a sandwich, on a burger, on a hotdog, garlic, spicy, kosher, kimchi, fried, Vlasic, Izzy's, Jimmy Johns, Claussen, Mt. Olive, store brand, on a stick, as a dildo.

Discuss.

Mrs. Garrett
04-17-2014, 12:23 PM
as a dildo.

Discuss.

I once caught Tootie doing this

paulxu
04-17-2014, 12:32 PM
Bacon flavored

http://images.crateandbarrel.com/is/image/Crate/BaconPicklesLLF11?$web_zoom$&extend=110,110,110,110

blobfan
04-17-2014, 12:40 PM
I once caught Tootie doing this

No doubt attracted by the screams of pain.

Porkopolis
04-17-2014, 01:18 PM
Whenever we are eating somewhere that serves a pickle on the side, my wife asks the same question: "Can I eat your pickle?" Naturally, I always give the same 16 year old boy worthy response.

ballyhoohoo
04-17-2014, 03:12 PM
I heard The Matador (who i suspect is Mick Cronin), can eat a large pickle without even biting (or gagging)

paulxu
04-17-2014, 03:52 PM
Eat a bag 'o pickles doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

bobbiemcgee
04-17-2014, 04:10 PM
No doubt attracted by the screams of pain.

Sounds like vegetable abuse.

X-band '01
04-17-2014, 04:12 PM
Disgusting. They come from watermelons. 'Nuff said.

paulxu
04-17-2014, 04:17 PM
Mostly from cucumbers...but I get the pain/watermelon thing.

LadyMuskie
04-17-2014, 07:39 PM
Who on earth would be so hard up that they'd have to use a pickle as a dildo?

Retire33
04-17-2014, 08:16 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/217YuMwFmXL.jpg


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bobbiemcgee
04-17-2014, 09:16 PM
Who on earth would be so hard up that they'd have to use a pickle as a dildo?

Vegetarians?

xu82
04-17-2014, 09:26 PM
Does a certain Animal House seen come to anyone else's mind?

xu82
04-17-2014, 09:30 PM
But I sure am glad we've moved on from immature things like butt chugging...

WCWIII
04-17-2014, 09:32 PM
Back on topic ...

Claussen ... Woodstock IL. Goundhog Day. Mel and Spike too (also my wife)!

Kahns Krazy
04-18-2014, 07:08 AM
Who on earth would be so hard up that they'd have to use a pickle as a dildo?

That's an awful lot of protesting.

nuts4xu
04-18-2014, 08:03 AM
http://img.td-imgs.com/images/10/39/11039_130422756884924671.jpg

Kahns Krazy
04-18-2014, 09:42 AM
Bacon pickles sound really gross. Bacon does not need to be in everything.

xu82
04-18-2014, 10:10 AM
Bacon pickles sound really gross. Bacon does not need to be in everything.

Nor do pickles. (See above)

blobfan
04-18-2014, 12:16 PM
Who on earth would be so hard up that they'd have to use a pickle as a dildo?
I just don't know how that would work! Then again, I'm not into pain, certainly not pain that involves salt brine.

That's an awful lot of protesting.
Salt brine, dude. Salt brine in a sensitive area. One would have to be SERIOUSLY hard up to give that a try. I'm not even sure you can find that in fetish porn. Cucumbers, probably, but not pickles.

Please no one share the link if you do find it. I'm sure the lady involved WILL NOT be a volunteer.

Kahns Krazy
05-15-2014, 05:42 PM
I'm not even sure you can find that in fetish porn. .

That is probably a bad bet to make ever. I have learned to never be surprised at what people have thought of then filmed.

bobbiemcgee
05-15-2014, 05:51 PM
What's the dill with this thread?

Kahns Krazy
06-18-2014, 08:03 AM
I do not like the long slices of pickles used by Potbelly on their sandwiches. I like everything else about their sandwich, I just don't need the bite of pickle I'm taking to be attached to the pickle all the way at the end of my sandwich. I had a pickle related sandwich blowout yesterday when I didn't cleanly bite through the pickle.

Wreck with Provolone. Mmmmm.

blueblob06
06-18-2014, 08:34 AM
I do not like the long slices of pickles used by Potbelly on their sandwiches. I like everything else about their sandwich, I just don't need the bite of pickle I'm taking to be attached to the pickle all the way at the end of my sandwich. I had a pickle related sandwich blowout yesterday when I didn't cleanly bite through the pickle.

Wreck with Provolone. Mmmmm.

Kahn's, you're on the ball on this. Because I live a 1/2 mile from a Potbelly and I can't not order my sandwich with pickles, I've learned to take more meaningful bites to avoid such sandwich blowouts likes you mentioned. Good stuff.

I am not a fan of $1.10 for a bag of chips that should cost maybe 50 cents. But I guess Subway and others are probably charging that much for them too. I'm sure they're making great margin on them. I refuse to pay $1.10 for a 1oz bag of chips.

XUOHTX
06-18-2014, 08:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGfa3RtqPD4

Kahns Krazy
06-18-2014, 09:18 AM
Wow, I remember that sweet pickles song and that whole commercial pretty much word for word, but I wouldn't have been able to recall it unaided at all. I wonder how many times my 5 year old brain saw that commercial while watching afternoon cartoons to have that so buried in my brain.

BlueBlob06, I think Potbelly compared to Subway is such an amazing value for the sandwich, I can sometimes justify chips if I want them, but I usually skip them too. An original wreck for under $5 compared to that crap that Subway calls a footlong sub? There has to be twice the meat on a potbelly sandwich. Plus it's toasted in an oven, not a microwave with a hot air fan or whatever that thing that subway uses is.

X-man
06-18-2014, 09:43 AM
I am visiting Portland this summer. From what I hear, "we can pickle that".

blobfan
06-18-2014, 09:54 AM
I do not like the long slices of pickles used by Potbelly on their sandwiches. I like everything else about their sandwich, I just don't need the bite of pickle I'm taking to be attached to the pickle all the way at the end of my sandwich. I had a pickle related sandwich blowout yesterday when I didn't cleanly bite through the pickle.

Wreck with Provolone. Mmmmm.
Gotta be careful with the teeth when it comes to pickles.

Lamont Sanford
06-18-2014, 10:35 AM
Hands down the best thing at Potbelly are the oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Best cookie on the planet.

When Potbelly is catered in the office, people go apeshit over any potential leftovers. Yours truly included.

muskiefan82
06-18-2014, 11:42 AM
Gotta be careful with the teeth when it comes to pickles.

Blobfan speaks the truth.

Kahns Krazy
06-18-2014, 01:30 PM
Hands down the best thing at Potbelly are the oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Best cookie on the planet.

When Potbelly is catered in the office, people go apeshit over any potential leftovers. Yours truly included.

Interesting you mention this. I have a 65 person lunch meeting next week. I'll give them a try.

DC Muskie
06-18-2014, 01:35 PM
Potbellys sugar cookie is the freaking bomb.

blobfan
06-18-2014, 03:03 PM
Interesting you mention this. I have a 65 person lunch meeting next week. I'll give them a try.

Not many people realize that Potbelly serves breakfast too. Their breakfast sandwiches and parfait's are pretty good for an office lunch.

blueblob06
06-18-2014, 03:21 PM
BlueBlob06, I think Potbelly compared to Subway is such an amazing value for the sandwich, I can sometimes justify chips if I want them, but I usually skip them too. An original wreck for under $5 compared to that crap that Subway calls a footlong sub? There has to be twice the meat on a potbelly sandwich. Plus it's toasted in an oven, not a microwave with a hot air fan or whatever that thing that subway uses is.

Agreed! Subway blows. Jersey Mike's and Potbelly absolutely destroy it. The only time I go to Subway is when I have to (i.e. lunch with colleagues who want to go there or by gun-point).

nuts4xu
06-18-2014, 04:06 PM
I am not a fan of anything in the gherkin family, including pickles. I love the sandwiches at Firehouse Subs but they always wrap them with a pickle spear and the whole sandwich tastes like pickle. Now, I make sure they don't give mea pickle at all.they are nasty!

X-band '01
06-18-2014, 04:25 PM
I am not a fan of anything in the gherkin family

You may want to rephrase that.

nuts4xu
06-18-2014, 05:58 PM
You may want to rephrase that.

I mean I like my gherkin, but that is about it.

bobbiemcgee
06-18-2014, 06:36 PM
I feel a "now nsfw" coming on.

xu82
06-18-2014, 07:29 PM
I feel a "now nsfw" coming on.

A picture of his gherkin makes that a certainty. And me a former visitor to this site!

waggy
06-18-2014, 10:18 PM
A tip for something a little xtra to your egg salad is diced sweet pickle.

nuts4xu
06-19-2014, 08:30 AM
I feel a "now nsfw" coming on.

See page 2 of this thread....or don't if you are at work.

blobfan
06-19-2014, 12:41 PM
A picture of his gherkin makes that a certainty. And me a former visitor to this site!

I once threatened to bring some equal opportunity eye candy to the site and was threatened with a ban. I expect any gherkin pics will be swiftly dealt with.

blobfan
06-19-2014, 12:43 PM
See page 2 of this thread....or don't if you are at work.

I don't know. If you look quick it's an unidentifiable green blob and somewhat tasteful backside pic that could easily be a lotion ad. I could close that window pretty quickly and just pretend it was a pop-up pool toy add from a local new site. It's a lot harder to do that when there are 6 back-sides and the word "SODOMY" emblazoned across the top of the pic.

But let's face it, anyone that visits this site more than once has to know that a thread entitled "pickles" is one you either don't open at work or make darned sure to look over your shoulder first.

chico
06-19-2014, 01:15 PM
Hands down the best thing at Potbelly are the oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. Best cookie on the planet.

When Potbelly is catered in the office, people go apeshit over any potential leftovers. Yours truly included.

Have them mix the cookie in a milk shake. It doesn't get much better.

X-band '01
06-19-2014, 02:10 PM
I once threatened to bring some equal opportunity eye candy to the site and was threatened with a ban. I expect any gherkin pics will be swiftly dealt with.

I didn't know anyone was stopping you, but I'm sure the female posters here are smart enough to know they'll likely get clowned and negged before getting the ban hammer. You're a much better sport about it than 99.9% of the posters here would be if the script were flipped.

blobfan
06-20-2014, 12:19 PM
I didn't know anyone was stopping you, but I'm sure the female posters here are smart enough to know they'll likely get clowned and negged before getting the ban hammer. You're a much better sport about it than 99.9% of the posters here would be if the script were flipped.

One of the things I love about this site is it's character was built largely by regular contributors, not dictated by a few moderators who use the ban-hammer as punishment, and the regular posters are mostly men. It's fun watching the boys be boys and I chose not to reveal myself as a woman for quite a few months after joining. It's probably clear that I appreciate ribald humor and so restrict my complaints to not being warned about raunchy visuals as I enjoy checking the site during my lunch break. Most of the posters here will modify their posts when women or high schoolers join a thread and are generally good about marking threads appropriately and try to keep the worst images confined to the subscription site. Most of you guys really seem to be capable of gentlemanly behavior and I believe that if I and others had spoken out early about images, things might be different now. But no one else complained and I often find it VERY amusing to see what you all come up with and in what context. I promise that when I complain about threads not being marked NSFW it's with a laugh, not an angry growl.

Given all that, if I threaten to post an image and half the posters in the thread express disgust at the mere thought, I'm not really in any position to cry foul if a moderator threatens to kick me out for a week if I follow through. That and given the, umm, subject matter expertise a few posters seem to have, I'd probably lose any game of one-upsmanship with dirty pics.

muskiefan82
06-20-2014, 12:29 PM
One of the things I love about this site is it's character was built largely by regular contributors, not dictated by a few moderators who use the ban-hammer as punishment, and the regular posters are mostly men. It's fun watching the boys be boys and I chose not to reveal myself as a woman for quite a few months after joining. It's probably clear that I appreciate ribald humor and so restrict my complaints to not being warned about raunchy visuals as I enjoy checking the site during my lunch break. Most of the posters here will modify their posts when women or high schoolers join a thread and are generally good about marking threads appropriately and try to keep the worst images confined to the subscription site. Most of you guys really seem to be capable of gentlemanly behavior and I believe that if I and others had spoken out early about images, things might be different now. But no one else complained and I often find it VERY amusing to see what you all come up with and in what context. I promise that when I complain about threads not being marked NSFW it's with a laugh, not an angry growl.

Given all that, if I threaten to post an image and half the posters in the thread express disgust at the mere thought, I'm not really in any position to cry foul if a moderator threatens to kick me out for a week if I follow through. That and given the, umm, subject matter expertise a few posters seem to have, I'd probably lose any game of one-upsmanship with dirty pics.

This is why Blobfan is the best.

blobfan
06-20-2014, 01:59 PM
This is why Blobfan is the best.

I look really great when I have access to the backspace key. Ask hubby what I'm like unedited.

muskiefan82
06-20-2014, 03:42 PM
I'm sure your unedited version is one of the reasons he married you.

paulxu
06-20-2014, 03:55 PM
And could cause this thread to go NSFW.

ballyhoohoo
11-15-2016, 08:25 PM
Had to bring this gem back to life.

I like bread and butter, but would rather enjoy Spanish olives.

Emp
11-15-2016, 08:46 PM
Had to bring this gem back to life.

I like bread and butter, but would rather enjoy Spanish olives.

Nothing like reachng into the Way Way Back Machine for mod stealth diversion from the Political Thread ballyhoohoo.

waggy
11-15-2016, 10:44 PM
I know a cat named Pickles. It's not his first name though.

muskiefan82
11-16-2016, 04:59 AM
I often find myself in pickles.

Kahns Krazy
11-16-2016, 06:21 AM
I know a cat named Pickles. It's not his first name though.

We have a cat with a dozen nicknames, and one of them is Pickles. You can catch her cameo in the bacon thread.

Lamont Sanford
11-16-2016, 09:15 AM
I'm more of a gherkin guy. Bread & butter are solid too.

paulxu
11-16-2016, 10:32 AM
We have a cat with a dozen nicknames, and one of them is Pickles. You can catch her cameo in the bacon thread.

Bonus points for introducing bacon into the pickle thread.

Kahns Krazy
11-16-2016, 10:51 AM
Just following your lead....

waggy
11-17-2016, 12:07 AM
Pickles the cat was declawed and defanged and abondondondond. Defenseless and homeless. Ie, in a pickle.

It's cats vs bacon! The muther of all versus!

Kahns Krazy
07-12-2017, 11:47 AM
I did the potbelly pickle thing again today. I would pay extra if pickle chips were an option.