Derek Jeeter

[xubrew]

I'm sorry. This has no value and is entirely unnecessary. But, I cannot stop laughing at it. It's too ridiculous to not be true. It probably isn't true, but I hope it is....

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1qs3yr/former_groupies_of_reddit_what_was_your/cdg0q3i

[X-band '01]

Sounds more like something Alex Rodriguez would do.

[nkymuskie]

Thank you for this

[Juice]

I'm sorry. This has no value and is entirely unnecessary. But, I cannot stop laughing at it. It's too ridiculous to not be true. It probably isn't true, but I hope it is....

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1qs3yr/former_groupies_of_reddit_what_was_your/cdg0q3i

This is totally believable based on other stuff I've read about Jeter.

http://nypost.com/2011/12/13/jeter-gives-autograph-swag-to-one-night-stands/

http://jezebel.com/292440/did-derek-jeter-gave-poor-jessica-alba-herpes