PDA

View Full Version : J.A.F. Caption



Stonebreaker
02-24-2008, 11:01 AM
http://www.reuters.com/resources/r/?m=02&d=20080125&t=2&i=2916270&w=&r=2008-01-25T193433Z_01_N25298108_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0

Stonebreaker
02-24-2008, 11:02 AM
I did not have carnal knowledge with that Big Mac.

Kahns Krazy
02-24-2008, 11:04 AM
Have you seen my twin brother?

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/12/Magoo.JPG

joebba
02-24-2008, 11:07 AM
Pull my finger!

ATL Muskie
02-24-2008, 11:08 AM
"Nailed her, nailed her, nailed her and her mom, gonna nail her at 3PM, nailed her, ummm.... yep, nailed her, coupla PBRs and I'd nail her, nailed her....."

joebba
02-24-2008, 11:10 AM
"Nailed her, nailed her, nailed her and her mom, gonna nail her at 3PM, nailed her, ummm.... yep, nailed her, coupla PBRs and I'd nail her, nailed her....."

Kinda like that scene in History of the World Part I:

"No No No No No No Yesssss! No No No No No No Yesssss! .... NO NO NO NO NO NO...
YEESSSSSSS!!!!"

joebba
02-25-2008, 07:49 PM
Former President Cliton said to the reporter, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

The reporter said, "But Sir, that's your wife, Hillary Clinton!"

94GRAD
02-25-2008, 07:54 PM
With that one? I did what? With that one?

Michigan Muskie
02-25-2008, 07:54 PM
Former President Cliton said to the reporter, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"

The reporter said, "But Sir, that's your wife, Hillary Clinton!"

"Exactly!" replied the former president. "Can you blame me? I wouldn't f*ck her with a stolen d*ck!*"

(*credit to George Carlin)

Cheesehead
02-25-2008, 08:29 PM
"Obama may offer hope but he wasn't born in Hope, AK. Wait, Did I just see McDonalds...stop the bus."

joebba
02-25-2008, 08:35 PM
"Dayton, you are Xavier University's bitches!"

xuirish
02-26-2008, 12:48 AM
Her, are you sure? There's no way I married that lady

Stonebreaker
03-01-2008, 11:22 AM
http://bp3.blogger.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/R8hI9jBrYUI/AAAAAAAAGF4/ssHK232OFrA/s400/kobe.jpg

Whaddya mean she filed a complaint? She said yes while I held her down!

Stonebreaker
03-05-2008, 10:47 PM
Revenge!
http://bp2.blogger.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/R82LHrBdqII/AAAAAAAAGIQ/U7tQ0CLhGFs/s400/collegehumor.38ecc42f089a0661e62fcac139b40fb8.jpg

PM Thor
03-05-2008, 11:02 PM
The ACC lovefest culminates in a game of Pat-a-cake....

Stonebreaker
01-07-2009, 06:36 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1x1mvb2W23Q/SWOWULJlPiI/AAAAAAAAAQU/o-xLvD7QTZU/s400/matt.jpg

"Let's see some effort! I spent more energy playing the bongos, and I was high and naked!"