XH Madness Sweet 16 Results

[Michigan Muskie]

The XH Madness Elite 8 (http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=422599)

Two 10 seeds keep on truckin', and a red-hot 8-seed can't be stopped.

EAST
(1) Paulxu......................64
(4) bobbiemcgee............60

(3) Chico.......................82
(10) Xpectations............88

WEST
(1) AmericanX...................56
(5) BBC 08.......................64

(6) Waggy..........................54
(10) xubrew......................59

NORTH
(1) Kahn's..........................59
(12) Pablo's Brother............51

(6) Fred Garvin 2.0......................78
(10) Michigan Muskie...................75

SOUTH
(4) XULucho.........................69
(8) xudash...........................76

(2) Snipe.......................58
(3) MOR........................56


Elite 8 Matchups:

EAST: (1) Paulxu vs. (10) Xpectations
WEST: (5) BBC 08 vs. (10) xubrew
NORTH: (1) Kahn's vs. (6) Fred Garvin 2.0
SOUTH: (2) Snipe vs. (8) xudash

[Pablo's Brother]

At least Kahn's shook my hand before and after the game. That is what really counts!

[LadyMuskie]

I really don't think that AmX and I were the lesser of these four 1 seeds, but whatever.

Go Paul!

[Masterofreality]

I was fouled by Snipe on my last gasp 3 attempt.....


FOULED, I tell you!!!!!

[paulxu]

Bobbie played a strong game, but the travel time to South Carolina got to him.
Once again my starting 5 stepped up in the big game.
The guards, bacon and barbeque controlled the tempo...they've got steel balls.
Bojangles was on his form at the 4 spot, great face up shots in the half court sets.
B**bs played an awesome game at the 3...Bobbie couldn't find anyone to guard her who could keep his eyes on the ball.

And of course, King Bourbon anchored the post with shot after shot after shot...which is what that kind of center is all about.

Time to gear up and sweep the rest of this field into the ditch.
Bring it on. Xpect...you're next.

[waggy]

#10 Seeds on a mission...

Win it all Brew.

[BBC 08]

Complete ownage. You're going down Brew.

[chico]

Well you know, my team is the Bad News Bears. And I went down to Xpectations. Foreshadowing perhaps?

[DC Muskie]

God Damn it. Michigan lost to GARVIN???

FRED GARVIN???


SERIOUSLY SHOOT ME NOW!!!

[bobbiemcgee]

Bobbie played a strong game, but the travel time to South Carolina got to him.
Once again my starting 5 stepped up in the big game.
The guards, bacon and barbeque controlled the tempo...they've got steel balls.
Bojangles was on his form at the 4 spot, great face up shots in the half court sets.
B**bs played an awesome game at the 3...Bobbie couldn't find anyone to guard her who could keep his eyes on the ball.

And of course, King Bourbon anchored the post with shot after shot after shot...which is what that kind of center is all about.

Time to gear up and sweep the rest of this field into the ditch.
Bring it on. Xpect...you're next.

The Officials were Spurrier, Petino and Mark Sanford. Boobs got every call.

[X-band '01]

I was fouled by Snipe on my last gasp 3 attempt.....


FOULED, I tell you!!!!!

See, even someone who never played the game knows you're supposed to do that. Granted, you're supposed to foul BEFORE the whistle, but Michigan Muskie hires only the best officials and random number generators.

[Kahns Krazy]

I really don't think that AmX and I were the lesser of these four 1 seeds, but whatever.

Go Paul!

Ouch.

[chico]

God Damn it. Michigan lost to GARVIN???

FRED GARVIN???


SERIOUSLY SHOOT ME NOW!!!

I think Garvin's going to have these wins vacated - rumors of illegal benefits (free dental work) for his point guard, helen.

[Kahns Krazy]

I really don't think that AmX and I were the lesser of these four 1 seeds, but whatever.

Go Paul!

Actually, I agree. I padded my schedule with easy rep wins. I told Michigan before the tourney started that if you and I met up, there was going to be some point shaving involved. Your body of work this season has been exceptional, and AmX is a standard setter. I have really enjoyed reading your posts this year.

[XULucho27]

The XH Madness Elite 8 (http://www.bracketmaker.com/tmenu.cfm?tid=422599)

SOUTH
(4) XULucho.........................69
(8) xudash...........................76

Some shady business in this game. Refs screwed me. Jet lag. CHEESESTEAKS!!!!!

[Michigan Muskie]

I suppose I oughtta run the elite 8 games to see who makes the Final Four. Tonight, it shall be done.

[LadyMuskie]

Ouch.


Actually, I agree. I padded my schedule with easy rep wins. I told Michigan before the tourney started that if you and I met up, there was going to be some point shaving involved. Your body of work this season has been exceptional, and AmX is a standard setter. I have really enjoyed reading your posts this year.

I was really just kidding since AmX and I were the first ones out. I think I was the first one, so, you know, I'm a small-brained, bitter girl ;) As a one seed, I just want a fellow one seed to win it all so that we don't have to listen to people say the ones were over-seeded!

So I hope you or Paul win! Go 1 seeds!

[paulxu]

I got this.

Whoever emerges out of the total train wreck of the North/South (Snipe, Kahns, Garvin and Dash) will feel the wrath.

I should sell tickets to that side of the bracket.

[BBC 08]

I got this.

Whoever emerges out of the total train wreck of the North/South (Snipe, Kahns, Garvin and Dash) will feel the wrath.

I should sell tickets to that side of the bracket.

Wow, paul. You are already overlooking me in the West. You will regret that.

[LadyMuskie]

Wow, paul. You are already overlooking me in the West. You will regret that.

Sorry, but Paul and Kahns are playing for me and AmX too at this point. The rest of you are toast. We're throwing all our weight behind our fellow one seeds. Us BCS posters have to stick together lest the mid-majors take over ;)


Wow! That sounded so condescending to write even in jest and about a totally fake bracket. I guess it's a good thing I don't work for ESPN or I'd never be able to spew that garbage without feeling the need to confess my sins immediately afterwards.

[paulxu]

Wow, paul. You are already overlooking me in the West. You will regret that.
I looked at your avatar. Then I looked at the your roster. That Pujols fellow is not listed.
You are toast.

[paulxu]

I think this is Lady Muskie. She and Little Lady Muskie are helping my team.
You are now burnt toast.

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/42/01/139357/3/628x471.jpg

[X-band '01]

I was really just kidding since AmX and I were the first ones out. I think I was the first one, so, you know, I'm a small-brained, bitter girl ;) As a one seed, I just want a fellow one seed to win it all so that we don't have to listen to people say the ones were over-seeded!

So I hope you or Paul win! Go 1 seeds!

You were the conference champ for the Class of 2001 - at least there is that.

I'll have to look back and see how BlueGuy and GladdenGuy finished in the tournament as well. We had a killer regular season.

[X-band '01]

I stand corrected - BlueGuy missed the cut for the Field of 64. (Unless he lost a play-in game at UDPride)

[Kahns Krazy]

I was really just kidding !

Wait, you weren't taking this seriously? What has the state of a fictitous online message board bracket challenge come to when we can't take it seriously? Blood in the water! Lord of the Flies!

[Snipe]

I really don't think that AmX and I were the lesser of these four 1 seeds, but whatever.

Go Paul!

You didn't want to have to body up against me in the regional final anyway, did you? I know you did sister, but you ain't got what it takes.

Now run along and go cook some dinner for your husband, and let the men decide the Champion.

The Elite March On!

XU Dash is next. I am going to beat him like a rented mule. They need to keep a stretcher and a Whambulance court-side because this is going to get fugly real fast. Dash is an 8 seed that is just happy to be there, and he only got here by beating a girl anyway. I am going to kick his teeth in.

[Snipe]

I was fouled by Snipe on my last gasp 3 attempt.....


FOULED, I tell you!!!!!

Check the tape!!!!!!!!

I had a slow start for sure because we weren't used to playing against 3rd grade girls basketball sets. Kind of confused at first but we finished strong.

I grabbed the final rebound against MOR like King Kenny in the Lehigh game, "Get off my F'in Ball!". I made him feel small.

He is lucky I am being this gracious in victory. In the post game presser he went all Chaney on me "I will kill you!". Isn't my fault I was drinking with the refs the night before the game. Nice way to get a good whistle.

Dash is next. He has all these dreams of making it to the big time. He is an 8th seed but he will show you charts where his Forbes rating is really high. I am going to crush him like a bug.

[Snipe]

I was really just kidding

I am not kidding. I am bi-polar and I never liked any of you people. Winning is my thing, and I am already sending threatening messages to Michigan Muskie with addresses of where his children live. I know where they live, I got pictures. Guarantee you now I am the odds on favorite to win this thing.

I am all about the winning. Just win baby. I would hate to see something happen to those precious children.

[BBC 08]

I looked at your avatar. Then I looked at the your roster. That Pujols fellow is not listed.
You are toast.

Man is holding me down so public reps it is.

[Snipe]

Can't wait to see the Garvin ~ Kahns matchup. I am afraid that Garvin forgot his password though, so we may be devoid of his take. I think if he wants to post it is Helen or nothing.

I am going to the Final Four. I can't wait to hang the banner.

[LadyMuskie]

I am not kidding. I am bi-polar and I never liked any of you people. Winning is my thing, and I am already sending threatening messages to Michigan Muskie with addresses of where his children live. I know where they live, I got pictures. Guarantee you now I am the odds on favorite to win this thing.

I am all about the winning. Just win baby. I would hate to see something happen to those precious children.

Just threaten to read Michigan one of your posts that goes on for days and he'll surrender like the French. There's no doubt that you'll win if you use that method of terrorism!

[LadyMuskie]

Wait, you weren't taking this seriously? What has the state of a fictitous online message board bracket challenge come to when we can't take it seriously? Blood in the water! Lord of the Flies!

Are you attacking me here? I feel like this is an attack! A sneak attack meant to look like it's not an attack, but it really is an attack. I know an attack when I see one! ATTACKER!

[xudash]

You didn't want to have to body up against me in the regional final anyway, did you? I know you did sister, but you ain't got what it takes.

Now run along and go cook some dinner for your husband, and let the men decide the Champion.

The Elite March On!

XU Dash is next. I am going to beat him like a rented mule. They need to keep a stretcher and a Whambulance court-side because this is going to get fugly real fast. Dash is an 8 seed that is just happy to be there, and he only got here by beating a girl anyway. I am going to kick his teeth in.

Let us partake of the Urban Dictionary: Arrogant - - When a person is led to believe that they are in some way more superior to everybody else. Pride is fine up until a point, but as soon as you believe that you are in some special way better than everybody else, you become a dickhead.

Snipe, as I'm sure you know, I don't really consider you a dickhead, though your arrogance is in abundance with your cocky post. I have no doubt that I am facing the equivalent of Kentucky in this deal.

However, just as we know X will someday make it to the promised land, why not win here with a big splash! Taking down the mighty Snipe would be a great memory for all non-Snipeans here to cherish.

BTW, it's not XU Dash. Since we know we prefer people to emphasize the "z" sound when saying Xavier or Xerox or Xylophone, I pronounce my handle zoodash. That alone should provide for a 10 point lead for me prior to the tip-off.

[LadyMuskie]

You didn't want to have to body up against me in the regional final anyway, did you? I know you did sister, but you ain't got what it takes.

Now run along and go cook some dinner for your husband, and let the men decide the Champion.

The Elite March On!

XU Dash is next. I am going to beat him like a rented mule. They need to keep a stretcher and a Whambulance court-side because this is going to get fugly real fast. Dash is an 8 seed that is just happy to be there, and he only got here by beating a girl anyway. I am going to kick his teeth in.

Normally this would offend me, but I am an awesome cook so I enjoy being in the kitchen. You should be so lucky to have me. Tremendous cook. Loves sports including, but not limited to, basketball and yoga. I'm a renaissance gal!

[xu95]

I like how Kahns talked about Lady Muskie's BODY of work.

[Kahns Krazy]

Snipe, as I'm sure you know, I don't really consider you a dickhead.

Add that to the list of things I didn't think I'd read today.