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Titanxman04
11-15-2011, 07:28 PM
Ok, so been hanging out with JimmyTwoTimes (someone has to), and we got to thinking about how we picture each poster and then, of course, how we are pictured by you all.

Of course, this doesn't really work for someone you've already met...so I have decided to ask you all this:

How do you picture your favorite posters on this board who you haven't met? Lets keep this fun and light-hearted, unless it's about Kahn's. He's a tool. Trip him the moment you meet him.

Ballyhoo: A champion. Medals about his neck, of the gold variety. Eyes that could burn a whole in the sun. A smile that could melt even the hardest souls. Tall. Shiny. Would open a pickle jar for you without hesitation.

BlobFan: I refuse to describe her. To label her would only increase the possibility of expectations not being met. I wait for the day I get that private message begging me to run away with her to some distant location where X plays in a tournament. She is my heart and soul...she completes me.

sweet16: Angry.

LH: Confused.

BBC: Dressed in a combination of pink and purple spandex with lots of feathers in his hair and The Birdcage on his television (Ok, I cheated...that actually is him spot on. Sorry to ruin the mystery).

SixFig: I don't know how to pinpoint my visualization of him, but there's a championship belt involved.

PaulXU: I know he's a bit...well, more experienced. Clearly, he has to be wealthy, with tons of babes wandering around his mansion. Sports cars, ocean front property, a butler, and some sexy maid who never gets older than 19.

XU95: Is he a lawyer? Possibly. Not sure though. My mind is telling me yes (even if my body may be telling me no). Suits. That's all I've got.

I'll come up with more later. Let me know your thoughts on everyone. JTT will post soon.

Blueblob4life
11-15-2011, 08:26 PM
BlueBlob: I refuse to describe her. To label her would only increase the possibility of expectations not being met. I wait for the day I get that private message begging me to run away with her to some distant location where X plays in a tournament. She is my heart and soul...she completes me.



Umm, I hope there's another Blueblob here because you sure as hell have met me and I have manparts.

Titanxman04
11-15-2011, 08:41 PM
Umm, I hope there's another Blueblob here because you sure as hell have met me and I have manparts.

Fixed. Sorry bro. You're not eligible for mention in my post, consider I HAVE met you. You did come off as having man-parts.

Sorry for the mix up.

Nigel Tufnel
11-15-2011, 09:29 PM
If you want to picture me, look no further than my profile pic. I also have an amp that goes to 11 when I need just a little extra kick at a gig.

I can't believe the one weekend I was away from the computer, that I missed Nigel Tufnel day. It was almost as disappointing as the sales numbers after the first week Shark Sandwich was released....

xeus
11-16-2011, 05:58 AM
This is eerily reminiscent of the infamous "What do we all look like" thread from years ago.

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 07:02 AM
This is eerily reminiscent of the infamous "What do we all look like" thread from years ago.

I do not remember said thread.

ballyhoohoo
11-16-2011, 07:27 AM
MOR - MOR is definitely one of the elder statesmen of this board, I see him as Peter O'Toole to my John Goodman as King Ralph the first.* He definitely has a little bit of a British Royal streak to him.* Proper outward appearance, possibly able to cut loose when the paparazzi are not following.* He is your friends cool grandpa.

NUTS4XU - I will preface this with that I have met Nuts, but I was disappointed.* I was fully expected a real life Glen Quagmire, while his real life persona may match the cartoonish character, he just did not look like the real deal!

Snipe - I am picturing someone who whereas a bowtie and tweed.* Snipe is more then likely thrifty, shopping at places like TJ Maxx and Steinmart, although the other establishments at Rookwood disrupt his Midwestern sensibilities.* He gives out raisins and conservative propaganda to the children who trick or treat at his house.* He protest the protesters at abortion clinics, he throws eggs at liberals why they enter and exit the polls, and most of all he is a Cadillac man, he demands the best, but is true to America.* Snipe is a great American

Fred Garvin - I am picturing a very strong opinioned gent, possibly shorter stature with darker hair.* Maybe a slightly more fit Jon Lovitz.* I say for fit because Garvin will eventually have to run from UC fans who find out he is an X fan or X fans who find out he roots for UC.* I actually think he would be quite engaging, and someone that if you ran into him at an airport you would be compelled to talk to them at your gate or at the nearest bar.

Drudy - Drudy is a coinsurer of the Canadian tuxedo, often accompanied by one of his beloved and well worn Elder tee shirts.* Although he can afford much nicer, he drives his old pick up truck because he wants to retire in the good life with two homes.* One next to the Pit in Price Hill and one in Norwood by Cintas.* He is a man who holds a deep passion for the things he loves.* He is happy with the simple and important things in life.*

Guy Fawkes. I am guessing he wears turtle necks, maybe dickies with sweaters, he perspires easily. He is probably a good husband and father, although he is probably a prankster at home, just to get a rise out of his wife and kids.

Titanman - Titanman is a model of all things man, he has more facial hair then a Russian immigrant, more chest and back hair then an Armenian, and can lift almost 50% of his own body weight.* What he lacks in strength and athleticism he makes up in being a stand up guy who would go to the end of the world for his friends, muskies, and fellow fans.* He is devoted to his lady and will make a helluva a father one day.*

Madxster is a 10 ft tall beast of man who is bullet proof, he showers in vodka and eats shrimp scampi for breakfast.* He drives a monster truck because as he said, it is convenient for me to park on top of hybrid rather then next to them.* He lives on a palatial estate on the east side of town and does not have time for the comings and going of his degenerate UC degree toting colleagues at work.

XUAB - I am imaging a super hot chick, maybe she has dark hair and wears glasses.* Any lady who listens to and transcribes the Chris Mack Show is one notch above in my opinion.* Now that I type this I hope she is in fact a she.

LAdy Muskie if for sure a hot mom, one who is every kids favorite mom.* Able to have fun and be fair, and will most likely get tanked at her own children's weddings one day.

paulxu
11-16-2011, 07:42 AM
Titan, you have clearly confused me with my fellow southerner Glow. I think your description probably matches him spot on. But thanks for the compliments.

For my part, I hope to meet a bunch of you guys to put faces with screennames the next time I am able to make a game at the Cintas rather than Georgia, Charlotte, etc. Having met MOR, I know it can only improve.

The little lady here would not handle the 19 year old maid deal very well. She already thinks I've got a crush on Blobfan, Lady, xuab, et al. (she's right of course)

ballyhoohoo
11-16-2011, 07:50 AM
FiredupKaren - I am pretty sure she is actually a he, Lance McCalister

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 07:51 AM
Titan, you have clearly confused me with my fellow southerner Glow. I think your description probably matches him spot on. But thanks for the compliments.

For my part, I hope to meet a bunch of you guys to put faces with screennames the next time I am able to make a game at the Cintas rather than Georgia, Charlotte, etc. Having met MOR, I know it can only improve.

The little lady here would not handle the 19 year old maid deal very well. She already thinks I've got a crush on Blobfan, Lady, xuab, et al. (she's right of course)

Try to cover your true identity all you want, but we all know who the real "you" is. If your maid needs a holiday, send her to my place?

xu95
11-16-2011, 08:15 AM
Ballyhoo: A champion. Medals about his neck, of the gold variety. Eyes that could burn a whole in the sun. A smile that could melt even the hardest souls. Tall. Shiny. Would open a pickle jar for you without hesitation.

XU95: Is he a lawyer? Possibly. Not sure though. My mind is telling me yes (even if my body may be telling me no). Suits. That's all I've got.


Not even close on Ballyhoo. He is the anti-Champion and I say that with love for Ballyhoo.

You should go with your body on me (scary thought I know). I try to avoid my suits as much as possible. If you are still sitting in the Joseph Club I am actually about five rows in front of you on the end in Section 101. Right behind Muskie.

xu95

Kahns Krazy
11-16-2011, 08:59 AM
...NUTS4XU - I will preface this with that I have met Nuts, but I was disappointed.* ....

If Nuts had a nickle for every time he's heard that....

Muskie
11-16-2011, 09:00 AM
Not even close on Ballyhoo. He is the anti-Champion and I say that with love for Ballyhoo.

You should go with your body on me (scary thought I know). I try to avoid my suits as much as possible. If you are still sitting in the Joseph Club I am actually about five rows in front of you on the end in Section 101. Right behind Muskie.

xu95

I looked for his iconic face (during Morgan State) but didn't see him in Joseph.

You know how he sits there with his "smug" look of dominance over us lesser folk who sit below him while his perched on his concrete wall.

GoMuskies
11-16-2011, 09:09 AM
Naked

xnatic03
11-16-2011, 10:11 AM
I'm pretty sure with the number of hotties Glow draws in he's probably constantly wearing a silk robe....
DC's probably always wearing either his "dont check the trunk" or his "5 Guys Rules" shirt...
I'm pretty sure Snipe is wearing a sweater vest and no pants half the times he is posting on here. There is probably some bottle of liquor or beer sitting next to him. Meanwhile, instead of porn, he has the iridescent computer screen glow lighting up a dark room with political chat blogs, whilst he gets aroused mumbling.....that Ann Coulter speaks the truth....

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 10:18 AM
I looked for his iconic face (during Morgan State) but didn't see him in Joseph.

You know how he sits there with his "smug" look of dominance over us lesser folk who sit below him while his perched on his concrete wall.

It is quite nice knowing that I'm better than all of you...

I haven't been able to make any games so far. Managing a Bdubs involves long hours. I will be present and looking down on you on Friday though! Come say hello...I may even let you in. May....

Muskie
11-16-2011, 10:19 AM
It is quite nice knowing that I'm better than all of you...

I haven't been able to make any games so far. Managing a Bdubs involves long hours. I will be present and looking down on you on Friday though! Come say hello...I may even let you in. May....

Sadly I will not be there Friday.

BBC 08
11-16-2011, 10:27 AM
BBC: Dressed in a combination of pink and purple spandex with lots of feathers in his hair and The Birdcage on his television (Ok, I cheated...that actually is him spot on. Sorry to ruin the mystery).

You know me so well.

waggy
11-16-2011, 10:55 AM
I really only picture Lady.

I need to repent someday.

boozehound
11-16-2011, 11:10 AM
It is quite nice knowing that I'm better than all of you...

I haven't been able to make any games so far. Managing a Bdubs involves long hours. I will be present and looking down on you on Friday though! Come say hello...I may even let you in. May....

Are you still working at the Rookwood location?

xu95
11-16-2011, 11:26 AM
It is quite nice knowing that I'm better than all of you...

I haven't been able to make any games so far. Managing a Bdubs involves long hours. I will be present and looking down on you on Friday though! Come say hello...I may even let you in. May....


Sadly I will not be there Friday.

I will though.

xu95

ballyhoohoo
11-16-2011, 11:29 AM
I will though.

xu95

As will I.

MHettel
11-16-2011, 11:48 AM
I picture Fred Garvin kneeling down, trying to collect his teeth.

Cause thats what he'll look like if I ever do meet him.

XUglow
11-16-2011, 11:50 AM
I'm pretty sure with the number of hotties Glow draws in he's probably constantly wearing a silk robe....


I don't even own a robe and only hang with one hottie these days. Yes, folks, I have settled down somewhat.

For those of you that go back 10 years or so, Miss Muskie got kicked out of a restaurant the other night on her 40th birthday. For some reason, the manager objected to having a glass of wine tossed in his face.

http://www.extremeglow.com/mm01.jpg

Pictured: (L)Beauty queen Miss Muskie, Jr, (C) Miss Muskie, (R) Rich-doctor-husband who is constantly crimping how Miss Muskie rolls.

Kahns Krazy
11-16-2011, 12:02 PM
I don't even own a robe and only hang with one hottie these days. Yes, folks, I have settled down somewhat.

For those of you that go back 10 years or so, Miss Muskie got kicked out of a restaurant the other night on her 40th birthday. For some reason, the manager objected to having a glass of wine tossed in his face.

http://www.extremeglow.com/mm01.jpg

Pictured: (L)Beauty queen Miss Muskie, Jr, (C) Miss Muskie, (R) Rich-doctor-husband who is constantly crimping how Miss Muskie rolls.

Why is this picture so damn small, and why didn't you crop that dude out?

paulxu
11-16-2011, 12:04 PM
Why is this picture so damn small, and why didn't you crop that dude out?

This.

ballyhoohoo
11-16-2011, 12:06 PM
Why is this picture so damn small, and why didn't you crop that dude out?

Miss Muskie Jr is an attractive young lady, as is Miss Muskie. Why would you post pictures and subject yourself to us pervs!

nuts4xu
11-16-2011, 12:06 PM
Snipe =

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/0/0d/AnimalS1.JPG

Kahn's Krazy =

http://www.hotdoglauncher.com/images/co2_hot_dog_launcher_BLASTER6-BLUE.jpg

Fred Garvin =

http://supportyourlocalgunfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/Fred-Garvin-Male-Prostitute.jpg

Muskie
11-16-2011, 12:19 PM
I will though.

xu95

I have yet another VIP sitting in my seats.

chico
11-16-2011, 12:43 PM
I picture Fred Garvin kneeling down, trying to collect his teeth.

Cause thats what he'll look like if I ever do meet him.

Lighten up, Francis.

Maybe taking a walk will help calm you down.

Billy
11-16-2011, 12:59 PM
Lighten up, Francis.

Maybe taking a walk will help calm you down.

MHettel remains a bit cranky until the season gets to the 10-game mark. That, of course, is the point in time when the RPI becomes "useful" (or so I hear)....I pick an argument with him...and as a result, he gets his groove back.

XUglow
11-16-2011, 01:03 PM
...and why didn't you crop that dude out?

It is a lesson for the board. You can be short, old, and dumpy and still land quality 25 to 30 years your junior if you have $$$$. There are many good reasons to strive to be a one-percenter when you get old. Don't hate on them.

Smails
11-16-2011, 01:04 PM
Disclaimer: This is not me, but I'm pretty sure this is who my wife sees when the lights are out.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAf3ZshCNZ6srMkJMvss4uX3AQRwUA qezv4gxrhDpRuvDKjHJ

smileyy
11-16-2011, 01:09 PM
Disclaimer: This is not me, but I'm pretty sure this is who my wife sees when the lights are out.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAf3ZshCNZ6srMkJMvss4uX3AQRwUA qezv4gxrhDpRuvDKjHJ

She thinks about me? Hope this doesn't make posting on here awkward...

XUglow
11-16-2011, 01:22 PM
Disclaimer: This is not me, but I'm pretty sure this is who my wife sees when the lights are out.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRoAf3ZshCNZ6srMkJMvss4uX3AQRwUA qezv4gxrhDpRuvDKjHJ

Does she sneak out before or after you go to sleep?

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 01:37 PM
It is a lesson for the board. You can be short, old, and dumpy and still land quality 25 to 30 years your junior if you have $$$$. There are many good reasons to strive to be a one-percenter when you get old. Don't hate on them.

So umm.. Mr. Glow, you know how I've always respected you and all... I find your posts full of wisdom and consider it an honor to root for the same basketball team that you do. So umm.. yea.. Miss Muskie Jr. free Friday night for a game? I'll take her to the club room, treat her with respect, and make sure she gets home at a reasonable time? :D

(Wait, she's 18, right?)

XUglow
11-16-2011, 01:44 PM
(Wait, she's 18, right?)

Not quite. MM, Jr is smarter than she is beautiful, and nicer than she is smart. Not my daughter, so you need to speak to someone else about that date.

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 01:54 PM
Not quite. MM, Jr is smarter than she is beautiful, and nicer than she is smart. Not my daughter, so you need to speak to someone else about that date.

So let me know when she turns 18? And possibly put in a good word? :D C'mon, bro.

And smart is good. Dumb women are fun for a little, but damn it all if it isn't frustrating once you start talking quantum physics.

Kahns Krazy
11-16-2011, 02:03 PM
Not quite. MM, Jr is smarter than she is beautiful, and nicer than she is smart. Not my daughter, so you need to speak to someone else about that date.

I know a lot of people that this is true of. Most of them are dog ugly though. That is some pretty high praise for a beauty queen.

XUglow
11-16-2011, 02:22 PM
I know a lot of people that this is true of. Most of them are dog ugly though. That is some pretty high praise for a beauty queen.

She just turned 17, and she is a freshman at Miss St majoring in Electrical Engineering.

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1618135571/IMG_0307_reasonably_small.JPG

BBC 08
11-16-2011, 02:35 PM
17? Jerry Sandusky's lawyer would love her.

XULucho27
11-16-2011, 02:36 PM
So umm.. Mr. Glow, you know how I've always respected you and all... I find your posts full of wisdom and consider it an honor to root for the same basketball team that you do. So umm.. yea.. Miss Muskie Jr. free Friday night for a game? I'll take her to the club room, treat her with respect, and make sure she gets home at a reasonable time? :D

(Wait, she's 18, right?)


She just turned 17

Damn, Titan. Creep.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 02:43 PM
Damn, Titan. Creep.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/456474931_0356ba4a8d.jpg

You'll be my lawyer, right?:D

drudy23
11-16-2011, 02:46 PM
Drudy - Drudy is a coinsurer of the Canadian tuxedo, often accompanied by one of his beloved and well worn Elder tee shirts.* Although he can afford much nicer, he drives his old pick up truck because he wants to retire in the good life with two homes.* One next to the Pit in Price Hill and one in Norwood by Cintas.* He is a man who holds a deep passion for the things he loves.* He is happy with the simple and important things in life.*

.

Pretty legit...while I follow Elder somewhat because of my kids, would much rather take in a game at the Tas than the Pit. And I wear my authentic shorts to bed...and under my pants at work...and when I'm naked.

paulxu
11-16-2011, 02:50 PM
Glow, you keep posting those small pictures. What's up with that? You have those gigantic pictures of the other...well you know what I mean.
On second thought, that would be way too much for Titan.

Miss. State? Was it a toss up with Ole Miss?
I do like Oxford. Never been to Starkville. Was in Tupelo once.

XUglow
11-16-2011, 02:56 PM
Glow, you keep posting those small pictures. What's up with that? You have those gigantic pictures of the other...well you know what I mean.
On second thought, that would be way too much for Titan.

Miss. State? Was it a toss up with Ole Miss?
I do like Oxford. Never been to Starkville. Was in Tupelo once.

Ole Miss was never in the mix since she wanted to be an engineer.

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1618135571/IMG_0307.JPG

ballyhoohoo
11-16-2011, 02:59 PM
It is a lesson for the board. You can be short, old, and dumpy and still land quality 25 to 30 years your junior if you have $$$$. There are many good reasons to strive to be a one-percenter when you get old. Don't hate on them.

So, maybe if I finish rewrites on the scripts I have written, then sell them I can marry an attractive woman younger then me. I still have some years to wait before 20 years my junior is legal.

Muskied
11-16-2011, 03:04 PM
It's a Xavier fan board...this is how I picture everyone- Mack is Jesus.
http://www.paintinghere.com/UploadPic/Leonardo_da_Vinci/big/original%20picture%20of%20the%20last%20supper.jpg

LadyMuskie
11-16-2011, 03:05 PM
First of all, there is no need to imagine what xuab, blobfan, or I look like because AmericanX posted a picture of the 3 of us during the season last year. I don't remember which game, although I think it was during the A10 Tourney or the NCAA tourney. Us girls talked, and while we weren't thrilled with him posting our pic like that, we decided to allow it to stay up in order to provide the team with the kind of support it needed during March.

Second of all, I try very hard not to picture what any of you look like sitting at your computers doing God knows what when you're not at this site. I don't want to lose my mind or go blind. I am, after all, a wife and mother. Unless of course, you all look like Matthew McCounaghey or Ryan Reynolds in which case I would change my mind. I will say, that every time I see someone at the grocery store wearing an X hat or shirt I wonder if that person is on XH and if so who he or she is.

Third, is LAMuskie a woman too? Someone mentioned that on the first page, and I did not realize that. So, that brings the ranks of ladies on this board up to 6, I think, when you add in Muskie1000 and muskiegirl9. We're slowly, but surely, trying to take over this board and turn it into a place where we talk about make up, shoes and how hot the coaches are, etc. :p

Titanxman04
11-16-2011, 03:14 PM
First of all, there is no need to imagine what xuab, blobfan, or I look like because AmericanX posted a picture of the 3 of us during the season last year. I don't remember which game, although I think it was during the A10 Tourney or the NCAA tourney. Us girls talked, and while we weren't thrilled with him posting our pic like that, we decided to allow it to stay up in order to provide the team with the kind of support it needed during March.

Second of all, I try very hard not to picture what any of you look like sitting at your computers doing God knows what when you're not at this site. I don't want to lose my mind or go blind. I am, after all, a wife and mother. Unless of course, you all look like Matthew McCounaghey or Ryan Reynolds in which case I would change my mind. I will say, that every time I see someone at the grocery store wearing an X hat or shirt I wonder if that person is on XH and if so who he or she is.

Third, is LAMuskie a woman too? Someone mentioned that on the first page, and I did not realize that. So, that brings the ranks of ladies on this board up to 6, I think, when you add in Muskie1000 and muskiegirl9. We're slowly, but surely, trying to take over this board and turn it into a place where we talk about make up, shoes and how hot the coaches are, etc. :p

Don't forget about lilbbc. She's on here, though she needs to post more often. She visits frequently..

xnatic03
11-16-2011, 03:18 PM
First of all, there is no need to imagine what xuab, blobfan, or I look like because AmericanX posted a picture of the 3 of us during the season last year. I don't remember which game, although I think it was during the A10 Tourney or the NCAA tourney. Us girls talked, and while we weren't thrilled with him posting our pic like that, we decided to allow it to stay up in order to provide the team with the kind of support it needed during March.

Second of all, I try very hard not to picture what any of you look like sitting at your computers doing God knows what when you're not at this site. I don't want to lose my mind or go blind. I am, after all, a wife and mother. Unless of course, you all look like Matthew McCounaghey or Ryan Reynolds in which case I would change my mind. I will say, that every time I see someone at the grocery store wearing an X hat or shirt I wonder if that person is on XH and if so who he or she is.

Third, is LAMuskie a woman too? Someone mentioned that on the first page, and I did not realize that. So, that brings the ranks of ladies on this board up to 6, I think, when you add in Muskie1000 and muskiegirl9. We're slowly, but surely, trying to take over this board and turn it into a place where we talk about make up, shoes and how hot the coaches are, etc. :p

I do the same thing when I see people in X gear. I've actually asked a few people after talking to them. I met Sash19 and UnCaged that way. I already know xufan02 well, and know Brew since he was only a year ahead of me at X. I find myself looking for some of you guys at the Xavier games I make it to. I still owe Titan a beer for a previous post, and I will be at the Georgia game if you are going to be there.

xnatic03
11-16-2011, 03:22 PM
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=joe+germaine&hl=en&sa=X&biw=984&bih=526&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=c-FOYPq5QdyH5M:&imgrefurl=http://ohiostate.scout.com/2/564177.html&docid=o_-aFBFNjhOntM&imgurl=http://media.theinsiders.com/media/image/35/352168.jpg&w=369&h=246&ei=uyjETsa5MOHz0gH228TfDg&zoom=1

I don't know if this image will show up here or not, but if you click on it, you'll get a pretty good idea of what I look like. I remember after OSU beat ASU in the Rose Bowl back in the late 90s, I had people call me after the game asking if he was my twin.

XUglow
11-16-2011, 03:57 PM
I don't know if this image will show up here or not, but if you click on it, you'll get a pretty good idea of what I look like. I remember after OSU beat ASU in the Rose Bowl back in the late 90s, I had people call me after the game asking if he was my twin.

Link may not work for everyone, so I'll just post the picture.

http://cdn.hahajk.com/uploads/2011/02/ugly_man-265x300.jpg

BBC 08
11-16-2011, 04:07 PM
Link may not work for everyone, so I'll just post the picture.

http://cdn.hahajk.com/uploads/2011/02/ugly_man-265x300.jpg

Hello, nurse!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSksE5IhPf4NiRaI9uIA1oI3pyQ0QIYx SNyU9FfCqcaHGnt0DN8ipATqicD

paulxu
11-16-2011, 04:37 PM
First of all, there is no need to imagine what xuab, blobfan, or I look like because AmericanX posted a picture of the 3 of us during the season last year.

Well...a link would be nice.

X-band '01
11-16-2011, 05:14 PM
X-band '01 = Edward James Olmos

xnatic03
11-16-2011, 05:54 PM
Link may not work for everyone, so I'll just post the picture.

http://cdn.hahajk.com/uploads/2011/02/ugly_man-265x300.jpg

one of my better pictures actually.

Fred Garvin 2.0
11-16-2011, 06:27 PM
I picture Fred Garvin kneeling down, trying to collect his teeth.

Cause thats what he'll look like if I ever do meet him.

Thanks to Ashtanga Yoga this post passes right through me. I refuse to perpetuate the attack/response cycle. MH, negativity is a psychic pollutant. It is your Ego/Mind refusing to yield, to surrender. Surrender is the way to Consciousness. Don't resist, go with the flow.

Knowing you are spiritually immature I will turn the other cheek. As Jesus said, "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 06:59 PM
This is Nigel Tufnel on a typical Saturday night...


http://cdn.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/BacktotheFutureAmp.jpg

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 07:10 PM
Glow

http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ricardo-montalban-fantasy-island.jpg

LadyMuskie
11-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Well...a link would be nice.

I don't remember which thread it was. I think it was for a game thread during the A10 Tourney. Maybe the UD game? I'm not really sure though. I'm sure someone will dig it up at some point.

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 07:13 PM
Smails

http://www.bestfreegolftips.com/images/mad-golfer.jpg

Snipe
11-16-2011, 07:19 PM
I am a strikingly handsome man, ask anyone.

As for LAMuskie, no woman could be that sanctimonious.

I am surprised nobody pictured me either in a bunker or wearing a sandwich board declaring the end of days. You people dissapoint me. I picture you all beneath my contempt. That is why I am President.

People never end up looking like you would expect.

Drudy gets mega reps for bringing the hate. Kicked his teeth in even. You won't get rid of Garvinitis that way my friend.

And men are dogs. Ask them to picture what any woman might look like and it is like a shepherd that starts humping your leg. I wonder what Helen looked like. I heard she was hot with the new dental work. I still miss Helen and her stories.

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 07:24 PM
I too miss Helen. Wonder where she's catching a ride to next.

DC Muskie
11-16-2011, 07:25 PM
LAMuskie is a dude.

Weirdos.

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 07:27 PM
Snipe

http://cdn.stripersonline.com/8/80/806d79fa_vbattach200462.jpg

X-band '01
11-16-2011, 07:30 PM
This is eerily reminiscent of the infamous "What do we all look like" thread from years ago.

It's not just the infamous MuskieKJthe5432 thread from way back when:

Classic 2009 Thread - Live Bus Blog (aka the Snuggie Bus Trip) (http://www.xavierhoops.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8337&highlight=Snuggie)

MADXSTER
11-16-2011, 07:31 PM
XUAB

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/684/Hot-Chick-C_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg

LadyMuskie
11-16-2011, 08:01 PM
As for LAMuskie, no woman could be that sanctimonious.

.

I didn't think LAMuskie was a girl, but someone said he was early on in this thread. That's got to be upsetting for him!

LadyMuskie
11-16-2011, 08:02 PM
Well, now I can't find it, but I swear I saw it. Maybe I just read it wrong.

So, who is firedupkaren and Helen? I don't remember these two.

GoMuskies
11-16-2011, 08:08 PM
Just checked. All 35 firedupkaren posts were about Butler. And she has lots of red dots. So I guess we can safely assume karen is actually a Butler fan.

I think Helen is from the Musketeer Madness era.

KC4X
11-16-2011, 09:16 PM
Just checked. All 35 firedupkaren posts were about Butler. And she has lots of red dots. So I guess we can safely assume karen is actually a Butler fan.

I think Helen is from the Musketeer Madness era.


I'm pretty sure I know Karen, and she is a Butler fan. She's actually a very nice, quick-witted person. I'm sure she's just having fun riling up everyone. In fact, the red dots probably make her very happy. ;)

xeus
11-16-2011, 10:20 PM
Gladdenguy:

http://www.kimbell-associates.com/Chiefs%20Site/moobs.jpg

paulxu
11-17-2011, 06:28 AM
So, who is firedupkaren.


http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/sexy_fire_girl_Wallpaper_g8w1y.jpg

paulxu
11-17-2011, 06:31 AM
Kahns


http://blogs.citypages.com/food/bacon-guy-500-square.jpg

XUglow
11-17-2011, 08:29 AM
Helen was definitely from MM. If you weren't there, imagine one of those posters with the caption, "This picture cannot be explained." That would be a Helen thread.

http://www.bestviral.com/i/images/168.jpg

Kahns Krazy
11-17-2011, 10:13 AM
Remember Hideous Redhead? I have a pretty good idea of what that poster looked like. I try not to picture AIDS Patient though.

Kahns Krazy
11-17-2011, 10:16 AM
_LH

http://troll.me/images/butthurt-dweller/moms-basement-free-rent-bitches.jpg

paulxu
11-17-2011, 01:07 PM
Xeus

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0b7FYyknq-Y/S2ZGP_5a54I/AAAAAAAAAoc/WkN77Ia9mKM/s400/zeus.jpg

Amex

http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/b/bc/Steven_Rogers_(Earth-616).jpg

MadX

http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/thumb/1/1c/ThorCSA_Head.jpg/406px-ThorCSA_Head.jpg

Ledgewood
11-17-2011, 01:24 PM
My avatar gives a perfectly good visualization of myself.

LadyMuskie
11-17-2011, 01:24 PM
http://www.scenicreflections.com/ithumbs/sexy_fire_girl_Wallpaper_g8w1y.jpg

Ouch. That looks painful. She should get that checked out. I think you can medicine for that nowadays.

Fred Garvin 2.0
11-17-2011, 01:31 PM
Remember Hideous Redhead? I have a pretty good idea of what that poster looked like. I try not to picture AIDS Patient though.

I definitely don't want to picture Meat Whistle.

Tardy Turtle
11-17-2011, 01:38 PM
NY44:

http://scepticalbanter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fingers-in-ears-300x180.jpg

Smails
11-17-2011, 01:50 PM
I definitely don't want to picture Meat Whistle.

I'll pass on Dusty Balls as well

chico
11-17-2011, 04:35 PM
Please don't show me no pants.

paulxu
11-17-2011, 05:01 PM
Muskie

http://crossroadsmag.eu/images/Feature_articles/D__artagnan/standing.jpg

blobfan
11-17-2011, 06:11 PM
...BlobFan: I refuse to describe her. To label her would only increase the possibility of expectations not being met. I wait for the day I get that private message begging me to run away with her to some distant location where X plays in a tournament. She is my heart and soul...she completes me.
...
And this is why I will never reveal my non-web identity. Who could live up to this?

Jumpy
11-18-2011, 06:57 AM
I picture myself as a 6'6" glistening Adonis with muscles rippling as I finger comb my beautiful golden locks back on my head while rising like a phoenix from a swimming pool surrounded by super models.

here is reality:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvWv22udyFSFALowIAReGB5sJvZk96l 68mCEBAW8PwXrlQqksnDKeuEuYFzQ

blobfan
11-18-2011, 09:04 AM
I picture myself as a 6'6" glistening Adonis with muscles rippling as I finger comb my beautiful golden locks back on my head while rising like a phoenix from a swimming pool surrounded by super models.

here is reality:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvWv22udyFSFALowIAReGB5sJvZk96l 68mCEBAW8PwXrlQqksnDKeuEuYFzQ

We'd all be happier if we saw ourselves that way. Well, I guess I'd rather be the supermodel than the fair haired Adonis, but you knew what I meant.

Titanxman04
11-18-2011, 09:29 AM
And this is why I will never reveal my non-web identity. Who could live up to this?

I've been composing an "Ode to Blobfan" for a couple seasons now, but damn it all if I just can't get it right. :D

BBC sits around with his spandex and his keyboard and tries to write ballads for Chris Mack.

And I KNOW JimmyTwoTimes is basing a stand-up act on his affinity for using photoshop. He's trying out a few lines tonight at Dana's before the game.


I'm flattered that so many of you think about me whereas I don't give those same people a second thought.

By the way, when is Kansas joining the Big East?

Thanks for keeping things on topic. Don't hijack my thread, please. Hijacking is what terrorists do. Don't be a terrorist.

xudash
11-18-2011, 10:24 AM
I figure Q to be a refined, prominent, accomplished journalist. He's a guy that would work for a newspaper that has "Enquirer" or "Planet" on its masthead. He likes the word "masthead."

Q would be like Jackie Cooper:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Jackie_Cooper_%281989%29.jpg

BBC 08
11-18-2011, 10:36 AM
BBC sits around with his spandex and his keyboard and tries to write ballads for Chris Mack.

You need to stop being honest about what I do in my personal life.

LadyMuskie
11-18-2011, 01:00 PM
I don't think I speak only for myself when I say that we'd all love to read and/or hear one of these ballads. We probably don't need a visual of you in your spandex, but I'm always open to hearing new works of poetry from emerging artists :D.

BBC 08
11-18-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm currently perfecting a new, never before heard of rhyme scheme for my Chris Mack epic. Once I do, I will post it here. And as an added bonus there might be pictures of someone in spandex.

Titanxman04
11-18-2011, 01:32 PM
You need to stop being honest about what I do in my personal life.


I don't think I speak only for myself when I say that we'd all love to read and/or hear one of these ballads. We probably don't need a visual of you in your spandex, but I'm always open to hearing new works of poetry from emerging artists :D.


I'm currently perfecting a new, never before heard of rhyme scheme for my Chris Mack epic. Once I do, I will post it here. And as an added bonus there might be pictures of someone in spandex.

There's been plenty of nights at Elsmere or elsewhere when BBC will come out, a little shit-faced past drunk, in some unusual garb. Were I lucky enough to own some digital records of said nights, they'd be promptly posted on here. :D

BBC, I'm simply trying to allow your loyal fanbase on here and elsewhere get a little look into the life that is, you.

Oh, is your sister about? Please let her know I expect her at Dana's before the game. LilBBC is a champion.

ballyhoohoo
11-18-2011, 03:50 PM
There's been plenty of nights at Elsmere or elsewhere when BBC will come out, a little shit-faced past drunk, in some unusual garb. Were I lucky enough to own some digital records of said nights, they'd be promptly posted on here. :D

BBC, I'm simply trying to allow your loyal fanbase on here and elsewhere get a little look into the life that is, you.

Oh, is your sister about? Please let her know I expect her at Dana's before the game. LilBBC is a champion.

I am starting think you use the term champion for truly great people.


I may need some BW's for lunch next week. Workin any day shifts?

Fred Garvin 2.0
11-19-2011, 02:18 PM
I'm currently perfecting a new, never before heard of rhyme scheme for my Chris Mack epic. Once I do, I will post it here. And as an added bonus there might be pictures of someone in spandex.

I heard you wrote an opera about Dracula.

Masterofreality
11-21-2011, 08:41 PM
Thanks to Ashtanga Yoga this post passes right through me. I refuse to perpetuate the attack/response cycle. MH, negativity is a psychic pollutant. It is your Ego/Mind refusing to yield, to surrender. Surrender is the way to Consciousness. Don't resist, go with the flow.

Knowing you are spiritually immature I will turn the other cheek. As Jesus said, "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."

Maybe the most esoteric post ever...on any messageboard. I maybe understand 3 of the words above- is, a and for. All I can recall about Freddy is a ratty pink hat with an O on it.

I have met most of the posters on this board. Some, like Nuts4XU, I believe that I fathered in a drunken haze a few decades ago. He looks nothing like me. Others like Snipe and Kahns, I have known in another life that has transcended to this. Then there is Beard, who fascinated me so much that I was called to seek him out, despite the fact that I was warned that I would lose hope if I entered there. I gained strength instead.

I have met posters in snuggies, on golf courses, in Cintas Center parking lots, at NCAA games and pre-games and Danas. I have met them along the road above and below the Mason Dixon line. I have argued, cajoled, laughed and comiserated with them. I have dined, drank and doobied with them. I know their appearance...and it is good.

Others I only know through this electronic tavern, however, I have seen them too via telapathy and I know what they look like. They are blue. True Blue. Bleeding Heart Blue. Xavier Blue.

And all are beautiful, in their own inimitable way.......

........Except for Eastside J.

Masterofreality
11-21-2011, 08:51 PM
First of all, there is no need to imagine what xuab, blobfan, or I look like because AmericanX posted a picture of the 3 of us during the season last year. I don't remember which game, although I think it was during the A10 Tourney or the NCAA tourney. Us girls talked, and while we weren't thrilled with him posting our pic like that, we decided to allow it to stay up in order to provide the team with the kind of support it needed during March.


Uh, here it is.....heh.heheheh....heheheheheh!!
http://isaacschrodinger.typepad.com/isaacschrodinger/images/dahm_triplets_with_american_flag_body_pa.jpg

ballyhoohoo
06-08-2013, 04:46 PM
I picture Q as............Martn Moll

Muskie
06-08-2013, 04:54 PM
I picture Q as............Martn Moll

Reps for resurrecting this gem.

ballyhoohoo
06-08-2013, 07:40 PM
Reps for resurrecting this gem.

It is the off season after all