College Football Week 5

[LutherRackleyRulez]

Per Awful Announcing.....




Your Full 2011 Week 5 College Football Announcing Schedule


October 1

Air Force @ Navy (Noon CBS) Ian Eagle, Randy Cross
No. 13 Texas A&M v. No. 18 Arkansas (Noon ESPN) Dave Pasch, Chris Spielman, Urban Meyer, Shelley Smith – Cowboys Stadium
Northwestern @ No. 22 Illinois (Noon ESPN2) Beth Mowins, Mike Bellotti
Penn State @ Indiana (Noon ESPNU) Clay Matvick, Brian Griese & Allison Williams
Texas Tech @ Kansas (Noon FSN) Bill Land, Dave Lapham, Courtney Jones
Tulane @ Army (Noon CBSSN) Gary Thorne, Tim Brant, Kristina Keltner
Minnesota @ Michigan (Noon BTN) Eric Collins, Chris Martin, Dionne Miller
Kentucky @ Louisiana State (Noon SECN) Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano
Mississippi State @ Georgia (Noon SEC Net) Bob Rathbun, Tim Couch, Kristina Akra
Robert Morris at Monmouth (Noon MSG+) Dave Popkin, Steve Levy
Rutgers @ Syracuse (Big East Net/SNY/MASN/ESPN3) Mike Gleason, John Congemi, Eamon McAnaney
Toledo @ Temple (ESPN3/Gameplan) Michael Reghi, Doug Graber
Kentucky at No. 2 LSU (SEC Net/ESPN3/Gameplan) Dave Neal, Andre Ware, Cara Capuano
Buffalo @ Tennessee (12:30 CSS) Matt Stewart, Chris Doering, Maria Taylor
Wake Forest @ Boston College (ACC Net/ESPN3) Steve Martin, Dave Archer, Scott Pryzwansky
Yale @ #14 Lehigh (SE-2 in Pennslyvania) Steve Degler, Mike Yadush, Al Di Carlo
Cincinnati @ Miami (OH) (1:00 ESPN3) Jim Barbar, John Gregory
Harvard @ Lafayette (2:00 Lafayette Sports Net) Gary Laubach, Mike Joseph, John Leone
Illinois State @ #6 North Dakota State (2:00 CSN Chicago) Don Hammer, Lee Timmerman, Kevin Feeney, Jamal Spencer
#2 Northern Iowa @ Missouri State (2:00 Mediacom Missouri) Don West, Mike McClure
Nevada @ Boise State (2:30 VS) Paul Burmeister, Shawn King, Anthony Herron
#24 North Dakota @ #19 Southern Utah (3:00 KMYU Utah) Mychal Clanton, Jordan Buscemi
#5 Delaware @ Maine (3:00 WABI Maine) Walt Abbott, George Hale
#3 Appalachain State @ #6 Wofford (3:00 SoCon Net/ESPN3) Darren Goldwater, Doug Chapman
#10 Richmond @ #8 James Madison (3:00 Comcast) Scott Graham, TBA
Northern Colorado @ #16 Montana (3:05 Montana Television Net) Dennis Patchin, Bob Hermes, Derek Buerkle
Auburn @ No. 9 South Carolina (3:30 CBS) Spero Dedes, Steve Beuerlein, Otis Livingston
No. 25 Michigan State @ Ohio State (3:30 ABC/ESPN) Sean McDonough, Matt Millen & Heather Cox
No. 21 Georgia Tech @ North Carolina State (3:30 ABC/ESPN) Mike Patrick, Craig James
No. 15 Baylor @ Kansas State (3:30 ABC/ESPN) Bob Wischusen, Bob Davie
Arizona @ USC (3:30 FSN) Craig Bolerjack, Joel Klatt, Petros Papadakis
Bethune-Cookman @ Miami-FL (3:30 ESPNU) Adam Amin, Dan Hawkins
SMU @ No. 20 Texas Christian (3:30 CBSSN) Dave Ryan Rich Rodriguez Kaylee Hartung
Washington State @ Colorado (3:30 FOX College Sports) Steve Physioc, Yogi Roth, Desmond Purnell
Towson @ Maryland (3:30 ACC Net) Rich Waltz, Keith Jones, Jenn Hildreth
Bowling Green @ No. 23 West Virginia (3:30 MASN/ESPN3) Rob King, John Thornton
Western Michigan @ Connecticut (3:30 SNY/Altitude2/ESPN3) Bob Picozzi, John Bunting
Marshall @ Louisville (3:30 WHAS Kentucky/ESPN3) Drew Deener, Doug James
Weber State @ Eastern Washington (3:30 Altitude/CSN California/Northwest) Chris Marlowe, Scott Hastings
Northern Illinois @ Central Michigan (3:30 ESPN3) Dan Gutowsky, Bob Chmeil
Bethune-Cookman @ Miami (FL) (3:30 ESPNU) Adim Amin, Dan Hawkins
San Jose State @ Colorado State (4PM mtn) Todd Harris, Todd Christensen
Arkansas State @ Western Kentucky (4:00 CSS/CST/ESPN3) Joe Davis, Cole Cubelic, Erin Cofiell
No. 15 Clemson @ No. 10 Virginia Tech (6PM ESPN2) Mark Jones, Ed Cunningham & Quint Kessenich
Penn @ Dartmouth (6PM FCS-Atlantic) Eric Frede, Steve DeOssie
#20 UMass @ Old Dominion (Comcast/Cox-11 Virginia) John Castleberry, William Fuller
No. 17 Texas @ Iowa State (7PM FX) Gus Johnson, Charles Davis, Tim Brewster
Ball State @ No. 1 Oklahoma (7PM FSN PPV) Chuck Cooperstein, Dean Blevins, Kelly Cull
Washington @ Utah (7PM FSN) Ron Thulin, JC Pearson, Jeremy Bloom
Duke @ Florida International (7PM ESPNU) Rob Stone, Danny Kanell
Florida Atlantic @ Louisiana-Lafayette (7PM Cox-4 Louisiana) Jimmy Fredrick, Scott Brazda, Blair Abene
Kentucky Wesleyan @ Liberty (Flames Sports Net/ESPN3) Mike Tilley, Ray Jones
Hawaii @ Louisiana Tech (7PM CST/ESPN3) Trey Bender, Jay Taylor
#23 Indiana State @ South Dakota State (7PM Midco Sports) Tyler Merriam, Mike Struck, Scotty Kwas
UAB @ Troy (7PM SportSouth) Sam Smith, Kelin Johnson
Rice @ Southern Mississippi (7:30 CSS) Mike Morgan, ***Brett Favre, Craig Ackerman
No. 2 Alabama @ No. 12 Florida (8PM CBS) Verne Lundquist, Gary Danielson, Tracy Wolfson
No. 8 Nebraska @ No. 7 Wisconsin (8PM ABC) Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit, Erin Andrews
Notre Dame @ Purdue (8PM ESPN) Brad Nessler, Todd Blackledge & Holly Rowe
North Carolina @ East Carolina (8PM CBSSN) James Bates, Aaron Taylor, Brooke Collins
New Mexico State @ New Mexico (8PM Mtn) Ari Wolfe, Blaine Fowler, Toby Christensen
Mississippi @ Fresno State (9:15 ESPN2) Carter Blackburn, Brock Huard
UCLA @ No. 4 Stanford (10:30 FSN) Joel Meyers, Brian Baldinger, Jim Knox
Oregon State @ Arizona State (10:30 FSAZ) Tom Leander, Adam Archuleta, Mark McClune






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[Masterofreality]

Potential Big Least invitees Temple and Navy are getting their clocks cleaned today by Toledo and Air Force respectively.

Future ACC member Pitt routed South Florida on Thursday night. LSU embarrassed West Virginia last week.

The Big Greased becomes more hysterically funny by the moment.

By the way, if I'm Air Force, and the Big East wants to invite me, I am saying a big, flat NO!
The expense of running all of my teams to the east would be ridiculously prohibitive.

[Masterofreality]

Western Michigan beats UCon and Marshall, who Ohio U destroyed, beat Louisville.

This from an alleged "BCS" Conference.

"Big East football. Catch the Excrement!!"

[boozehound]

Nice weekend to be a Wolverine. Michigan rapes Minnesota 58-0 and OSU almost gets shut out at home by MSU. My observations: Minnesota is a very bad team. Michigan State is over-ranked, IMHO. Their QB consistently makes bad decisions.

I'm not sure what to make of OSU at this point. The defense is still very good, but the offense is astoundingly inept. You have to think that the offense will get better as the season progresses, but how much better?

[Masterofreality]

Minnesota is horrible. They couldn't compete in the MAC.

They lost to New Mexico State- at home. The same New Mexico State that got rolled by Ohio U out there.

Too bad for the Luckeyes. Singing "Hang on Sloopy" just isn't the same anymore.:rolleyes:

[paulxu]

Western Michigan beats UCon and Marshall, who Ohio U destroyed, beat Louisville.

Well...those sorts of results will certainly help you get invites from other BCS conferences.

[MuskieCinci]

Nice weekend to be a Wolverine. Michigan rapes Minnesota 58-0 and OSU almost gets shut out at home by MSU. My observations: Minnesota is a very bad team. Michigan State is over-ranked, IMHO. Their QB consistently makes bad decisions.

I'm not sure what to make of OSU at this point. The defense is still very good, but the offense is astoundingly inept. You have to think that the offense will get better as the season progresses, but how much better?

Is that really so awesome for Michigan fans? Isn't that like if Dayton beat UC? I wouldn't exactly feel too happy about that, possibly a little disappointed the stadium didn't just implode while the game was going on.

[SixFig]

National Title will be Wisconsin vs. Alabama/LSU

[Xavier]

National Title will be Wisconsin vs. Alabama/LSU

I think Wisconsin goes undefeated--but they will need help getting to the NC game. It stinks for wisconsin that the Big 10 is so awful this year...one of the better Big 10 teams I have seen lately and I think they could play with Alabama. But, as I said, because the Big 10 sucks they will need some help. Wisconsin may need to roll everyone they play...which they have a good chance of doing. (They more then likely will only play 1 more ranked team- and that will be in the Big 10 championship game)

LSU isn't as good as advertised, IMO. That D is overrated (I mean, they gave up 530 yards of offense to WV) and the offense is good- but not great. They will lose at least one other game besides the Alabama game.....Bama on the other hand? they are headed to the NC game.

[GoMuskies]

Louisville's result today is more evidence of how much Kragthorpe blew. Strong should start feeling the heat if they still suck like this next year.

[Masterofreality]

Louisville's result today is more evidence of how much Kragthorpe blew. Strong should start feeling the heat if they still suck like this next year.

It only shows what happens when a coach who built something leaves.

Temple, UCon, SucKS be on the lookout.

[gladdenguy]

I don't care how bad Minnesota is.....Michigan is very well coached and even though they don't have Michigan type players YET, they still have a chance to win 10 games this year with the Big 10 being down. I am very happy with Brady Hoke and staff......and I love college football.

[XULucho27]

I don't care how bad Minnesota is.....#12Michigan is very well coached and even though they don't have Michigan type players YET, they still have a chance to win 10 games this year with the Big 10 being down. I am very happy with Brady Hoke and staff......and I love college football.

Yes sir.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jgyugzLdbng/TS7Ja9cWqmI/AAAAAAAACPc/btwDDzhUOPQ/s1600/HOKE+hope.jpg

[Xavier]

Def. happy with Hoke- like the confidence and swagger he is bringing back. Having said that- they don't deserve to be 11th and 12th...I think more around 17/18 is right. But, with teams losing and michigan winning they keep moving up.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Clemson beats Auburn, FSU and at Va tech consecutively. In the past stringing wins together was their bugaboo. Don't get me wrong, OSU coaches should still be allowed to punch their linebackers.

[paulxu]

The Gamecocks tanked. No quarterback.
Always amazes me that with Spurrier's success at Florida, he's unable to recruit a quality passer for South Carolina. Garcia was horrible.

[XULucho27]

The Gamecocks tanked. No quarterback.
Always amazes me that with Spurrier's success at Florida, he's unable to recruit a quality passer for South Carolina. Garcia was horrible.

I feel for Lattimore. Even a decent QB would be the perfect complement to his insane running ability; it would make that offense virtually unstoppable. South Carolina is so frustrating to watch. It drives the S.C. grads in my family insane.

[xu95]

All I know is it should be LSU and Alabama 1 and 2. Might be after the whooping put on Florida on Saturday.

xu95

[PMI]

I think Wisconsin goes undefeated--but they will need help getting to the NC game. It stinks for wisconsin that the Big 10 is so awful this year...one of the better Big 10 teams I have seen lately and I think they could play with Alabama. But, as I said, because the Big 10 sucks they will need some help. Wisconsin may need to roll everyone they play...which they have a good chance of doing. (They more then likely will only play 1 more ranked team- and that will be in the Big 10 championship game)

LSU isn't as good as advertised, IMO. That D is overrated (I mean, they gave up 530 yards of offense to WV) and the offense is good- but not great. They will lose at least one other game besides the Alabama game.....Bama on the other hand? they are headed to the NC game.

Wisconsin won't have a chance to play for the national championship, most likely, which is bullshit. College football will always be empty to me until scenarios like that change. I'm glad Michigan doesn't play them in the regular season, because Russell Wilson is a beast.

[xu95]

They should just rename the NC game to SEC vs NCAA.

xu95

[XULucho27]

I'm glad Michigan doesn't play them in the regular season, because Russell Wilson is a beast.

Don't worry big man. We'll get a crack at 'em in the BigTen Championship Game. :D

In which we will be summarily destroyed.

[gladdenguy]

They should just rename the NC game to SEC vs NCAA.

xu95

Yeah because the dummies and cheaters are too scared to play in cold weather.

I hope Wisconsin or Boise gets a crack. Boise has already crushed Georgia....an overrated SEC team every year. Pussies who play in the sun. F&%K the SEC.

[LutherRackleyRulez]

Russell Wilson is a beast.

http://www.forwardfabrics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/russellmania.jpg

[paulxu]

Yeah because the dummies and cheaters are too scared to play in cold weather.

Does OSU play in a dome?

[kyxu]

Yeah because the dummies and cheaters are too scared to play in cold weather.


Yeah, and when exactly does Michigan leave Ann Arbor to play a game? November?

[xu95]

Yeah because the dummies and cheaters are too scared to play in cold weather.

I hope Wisconsin or Boise gets a crack. Boise has already crushed Georgia....an overrated SEC team every year. Pussies who play in the sun. F&%K the SEC.

Waah

[gladdenguy]

Yeah, and when exactly does Michigan leave Ann Arbor to play a game? November?

This has been a favorable schedule....:D:D

But, no, this weekend will be the first.

[gladdenguy]

Does OSU play in a dome?

OSU belongs in the SEC with the infractions that keep coming.

[gladdenguy]

Waah

Of course you really don't like football, you just ride the Alabama bandwagon. I'm sure you also love Duke and North Carolina in college basketball to go along with your love for Xavier, along with your love for the Lakers and Heat in the NBA, and the Yankees in MLB.

[xu95]

Of course you really don't like football, you just ride the Alabama bandwagon. I'm sure you also love Duke and North Carolina in college basketball to go along with your love for Xavier, along with your love for the Lakers and Heat in the NBA, and the Yankees in MLB.

You're right. I haven't followed Alabama football since my brother went to school there in 1985 or since I was first accepted there before wisely going to Xavier instead. Just because your team cheats and still loses doesn't mean you need to take it out on anyone else.

Your crying is getting old.

xu95

[xu95]

You're right. I haven't followed Alabama football since my brother went to school there in 1985 or since I was first accepted there before wisely going to Xavier instead. Just because your team cheats and still loses doesn't mean you need to take it out on anyone else.

Your crying is getting old.

xu95

And in the great words of Muskieman you can check the tape. If there was still any access to Pablo's old board you would see a lot of ribbing I was getting for being an Alabama fan in their down years.

But then again why do I even give a crap what you think?

xu95

[X-band '01]

CBSSports.com - More O$U Suspensions (http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/story/15680799/ohio-state-players-suspended-for-getting-overpaid-in-summer-jobs)

This will make 6 games this year that 2 of O$U's finest "student-athletes" will have missed because of suspensions. Are they even going to be allowed to play at all this year?

I think it's safe to assume that you can add lack of institutional control to what will be a long list of Ohio $tate offenses in about a month or so once the Infractions Committee decides their fate. Then again, they may be facing a ban from the Alamo or Texas Bowl instead of a BCS game that their program has become accustomed to.



P.S. I will start repping posters (private or public depending on the whims of ObamaHood) who link articles to places like CBSSports, Yahoo, or FoxSports instead of the 4-letter monstrocity in Bristol.

[paulxu]

OSU belongs in the SEC with the infractions that keep coming.

We are looking for a 14th team.

[Porkopolis]

P.S. I will start repping posters (private or public depending on the whims of ObamaHood) who link articles to places like CBSSports, Yahoo, or FoxSports instead of the 4-letter monstrocity in Bristol.

I like it. I'm repping you right now for repping everyone else.

[gladdenguy]

You're right. I haven't followed Alabama football since my brother went to school there in 1985 or since I was first accepted there before wisely going to Xavier instead. Just because your team cheats and still loses doesn't mean you need to take it out on anyone else.

Your crying is getting old.

xu95


Heartwarming story.......good try bandwagon jumper.
Although, maybe next year I'll see you or your brother if I stop in at Wal Mart on my way to the game in Dallas.

[X-band '01]

I'll vouch for 95 - he's no more of a bandwagon fan than the posters who are Michigan fans. They've made it pretty clear that they're not turning their backs on their program.

[xu95]

Heartwarming story.......good try bandwagon jumper.
Although, maybe next year I'll see you or your brother if I stop in at Wal Mart on my way to the game in Dallas.

Aren't you missing an extra unsanctioned practice or something?

[gladdenguy]

Aren't you missing an extra unsanctioned practice or something?

Wow....good one.