Government shut down and Red River Gorge

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

If this stalemate continues I won't be able to access Daniel Boone National Forest. I'd planned a May trip. I guess since there are no rangers they are afraid I'd burn the place down.

This is ridiculous since I'd simply planned on taking psychedelic mushrooms and walking off a cliff. Now what am i gonna do?

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Garvin, noone cares if your vactation plans are inconvenienced. And noone believes you've ever planned anything.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

That's not true. I plan on watching "Inception" tonight. Not sure why. I haven't watched it yet and I'm already confused.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Sometimes I crave retro candy like bottle caps and marathon bars.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Do you ever sob uncontrollably while rolled up in the fetal position? Yeah, me neither.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Threads like this are the virtual equivalent of auto-eroticism. But enough about my hobbies.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Do you ever sob uncontrollably while rolled up in the fetal position? Yeah, me neither.

Glen Beck used to get paid for crying in public.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I don't care for James Franco.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

When is Xeus gonna get off his ass and plan the First Annual Xavier Hoops Canoe trip? And it is a canoe trip. We should execute people who call it "cabrewing."

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Going outside or staying in bed all day. A real toss-up.

Also, do you ever run low on laundry and just wear your bathing suit around all week?
I'm rocking these Jams.

I wonder if Valerie Abati is amenable to some light petting.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Skyline chilitos are guaranteed diarrhea.

"Diarrhea" is fun to spell. You know it is true.
As we speak Q is decrying this thread for being scatological.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

DeSha's is crawling with cougars. Talk about a meal ticket. Those women are rich. They can afford dental care and cars from this century.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I'm gonna call my Pastor about some grief therapy....just can't get over this Kevin McDuff to Washington deal.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Should I get a dog? I'd get a guarddog but he'd be puzzled as to why I have no property to defend.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I tried to dye my hair but ended up dyeing my forehead.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

there is no good reason for shower scum being socially unacceptable.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

smoothies are gay

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

What's with people calling me before noon?

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

This is an odd way to spend an afternoon.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Thinking about doing some volunteer work...for myself...for pay.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Gonna have to get a truck and move soon. Do any of you guys have interns?

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I'd like to hire a lawyer to deal with my lawyer.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I sure as hell don't miss George Grande.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

Have you ever seen a cougar with her young stud and realized you're too old to play the role of young stud? That totally sucks.

[Fred Garvin 2.0]

I hope it rains tomorrow so I won't feel guilty for not doing anything.

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Now...back to live action.