The Official WTF Thread

[GoMuskies]

More like, why the fuck is this a story?

[bobbiemcgee]

I bought 2 $7.00 (20 year) light bulbs last year that just burnt out. The bulbs that were replaced lasted 10 and 11 years and cost .49 cents. We've been scammed again, America!

[ArizonaXUGrad]

I bought 2 $7.00 (20 year) light bulbs last year that just burnt out. The bulbs that were replaced lasted 10 and 11 years and cost .49 cents. We've been scammed again, America!

Lol, welcome to the scammed crowd on those things.

[paulxu]

I bought 2 $7.00 (20 year) light bulbs last year that just burnt out. The bulbs that were replaced lasted 10 and 11 years and cost .49 cents. We've been scammed again, America!

You're still growing that funny looking plant in your basement?

[bobbiemcgee]

You're still growing that funny looking plant in your basement?

You can grow 6 a year. Makes a nice gift.

[xu82]

You can grow 6 a year. Makes a nice gift.

I can see how that could make for a VERY Merry Christmas!

[paulxu]

You can grow 6 a year. Makes a nice gift.

Can you get in trouble for interstate shipping to South Carolina?

[xu82]

Can you get in trouble for interstate shipping to South Carolina?

Of course not! It’s absolutely fine.





Unless you get caught.

[bobbiemcgee]

Can you get in trouble for interstate shipping to South Carolina?

Looks like Flo might blow some in from S. America. Be safe my friend.

[paulxu]

WTF is right. I was on Kiawah this morning, on the beach and by the owners pool.
Lady comes out and says mandatory evac tomorrow at 12.
I know what that means...gigantic clusterf#ck coming on I-26 tomorrow...world's biggest parking lot.
So, I prepped the cottage and beat a hasty retreat to Sparkle City.

[American X]

Was Chris Mullin attacked by a Brillo pad? He truly looked like the Redman.

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/chris-mullin-1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=300

[American X]

So I took a 90 day sabbatical from computer use. Did anything interesting happen?

[paulxu]

Awww...JimmyTwoTimes37 started this thread. Where did he go?

[American X]

Am I the last person to see Shaka Smart's hair?


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[Strange Brew]

Awww...JimmyTwoTimes37 started this thread. Where did he go?

Unavoidably detained..

Kidding. Wish he and others would come back.

[American X]

The SUNY Fredonia mascot - 'Fred':


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[94GRAD]

The SUNY Fredonia mascot - 'Fred':


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What genre of porn is he watching?

[Smooth]

From menu I received for work lunch:

"10.5" Gluten-free crust add $2.00 NOTE: The gluten-free vegan crust is made off-site, however all pizzas are made in a flour-rich environment."

A solution looking for a problem.



Was Chris Mullin attacked by a Brillo pad? He truly looked like the Redman.

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/chris-mullin-1.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=300

Found it!

[American X]

The AIDS patient/heroin addict trying to sell me Taco Bell breakfast commercial. I would not buy anything, even heroin, but especially breakfast from that person.

[94GRAD]

The AIDS patient/heroin addict trying to sell me Taco Bell breakfast commercial. I would not buy anything, even heroin, but especially breakfast from that person.

I'm not sure you're the demographic they're trying to reach. ;)

[X-band '01]

The AIDS patient/heroin addict trying to sell me Taco Bell breakfast commercial. I would not buy anything, even heroin, but especially breakfast from that person.

Sorry, but as soon as you said AIDS patient I thought you meant Fred Garvin was trying to sell you Taco Bell breakfast.

[paulxu]

If you're 37 years old and Saudi Arabia offers you $75 million a year to play futbol...what do you do?

[STL_XUfan]

If you're 37 years old and Saudi Arabia offers you $75 million a year to play futbol...what do you do?
Take the money and invest in an exit plan.

Apparently former FCC striker Locadia was playing for an Iranian team and had to high tail it out of town for his safety.

[American X]

Saint Mary's is playing the Academy of Art Urban Knights.

[UCGRAD4X]

Saint Mary's is playing the Academy of Art Urban Knights.

Is this CYO?

[American X]

Did FS1 really run a 'do you have a curved penis problem?' commercial at halftime? I hope all the UC fans get that straightened out.

[STL_XUfan]

Did this game set the record for most students removed/arrested? The one kid that decided to resist the sheriff and left in handcuffs is probably not having a good night.

[X-band '01]

Umm, what did I miss?

[STL_XUfan]

Umm, what did I miss?
I saw one student pulled out by security, then about 10 minutes later someone threw one of the fat heads onto the court. Security then removed 3 or 4 more people, including one in handcuffs.