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Tardy Turtle
12-07-2009, 03:59 PM
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2942/gf38q.jpg VS. http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1585/kumquatsinabowl.jpg

Line is KMQ -3 (Kumquats have home-table advantage.)

Remember to vote in the poll!
Emp
12-07-2009, 04:11 PM
Is driving posters off this board a varsity sport? Can you get a letter for it?
BandAid
12-07-2009, 04:23 PM
This is like the "Who Will Win? Xavier or Portland State" poll. No contest. Kumquats march to victory.
GuyFawkes38
12-07-2009, 05:10 PM
Looks like Fawkes just got a vote.
chico
12-07-2009, 09:07 PM
Is driving posters off this board a varsity sport? Can you get a letter for it?

http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sense_of_humor-7627131.jpg?w=211&h=202
waggy
12-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Kumquats also have advantage of constipation relief.
Kahns Krazy
12-07-2009, 11:22 PM
In the next matchup, whose skin is thinner?




Is driving posters off this board a varsity sport? Can you get a letter for it?



http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1585/kumquatsinabowl.jpg
Fred Garvin
12-08-2009, 12:52 PM
In the next matchup, whose skin is thinner?

ha!
Snipe
12-08-2009, 04:29 PM
I think it would be close but I would have to go with kumquats given the hometable advantage. In this league you need to respect the hometable.

Kumquat are tougher than most people think. They are much hardier than other citrus plants such as oranges. You can grow kumquats in climates that are too cold for other citrus fruits. If Guy was going up against some mandarin oranges I think he would take it going away. But those hardy kumquats are cagey, versatile bastards that can take extreme heat in summer and freezing temps in winter. Plus with hometable they will get all the calls. They know how to pack the orchard. Good luck getting a fair fight there.
MADXSTER
12-08-2009, 04:35 PM
I'm not sure which is more surprising....

Kumquats winning by such a large margin, or

Juice voting for GuyFawkes38
Snipe
12-08-2009, 06:18 PM
It doesn't surprise me. With "Juice" as his nom de guerre he is probably a fan of other less hardy citrus trees. It wouldn't surprise me if his whole take on the issue was an astroturfing effort of the vaunted Citrus lobby. "Big Citrus" has had it in for the hardy kumquats for quite some time.

If you look at the funding behind Fawkes and "Juice" you will see what I am talking about. This isn't just about kumquats, this is about freedom.
MADXSTER
12-08-2009, 06:43 PM
This isn't just about kumquats, this is about freedom.

LOL. Everything is about freedom with you.
Juice
12-08-2009, 07:27 PM
I'm not sure which is more surprising....

Kumquats winning by such a large margin, or

Juice voting for GuyFawkes38

I know my vote is not popular around here but I honestly find Guyfawkes to be pretty amusing. I don't get some of the shit he says but at least he is interesting.

You may now roast me.
BandAid
12-08-2009, 07:46 PM
I know my vote is not popular around here but I honestly find Guyfawkes to be pretty amusing. I don't get some of the shit he says but at least he is interesting.

You may now roast me.

I actually agree. He's part of the fun of the board.
American X
12-08-2009, 07:51 PM
I know my vote is not popular around here but I honestly find Guyfawkes to be pretty amusing. I don't get some of the shit he says but at least he is interesting.

You may now roast me.


You killed a white chick. Racist.
PM Thor
12-08-2009, 07:56 PM
I know my vote is not popular around here but I honestly find Guyfawkes to be pretty amusing. I don't get some of the shit he says but at least he is interesting.

You may now roast me.

The question wasn't if Guy was interesting, it was if he outdoes a bowl of kumquats.

A bowl of kumquats offer a lot of interesting aspects to it too.

I HATE dayton.