Like a phoenix rising from the ashes....

[ATL Muskie]

I have returned.

Been away for a while. It's a long, long story, but in a nutshell- I got arrested and spent some time in the pokey. Seriously. Like I said, long story and I don't have time to get into details, but I was at a party early in the summer and was pulled over for DUI. The cop was a complete dick, and I got arrested for taking a swing at him- I don't remember doing that. I also got busted for domestic violence when the cop saw me grab a handful of the wife's hair and yank the shit out of it because she was pissed that I got pulled over. There have been some major changes in my life and again, don't have time to get into detail. But I'm back.

[Jumpy]

Wow. At least you come back with a good story.

Nice to have you back, ATL.

[XUglow]

I have returned.

Been away for a while. It's a long, long story, but in a nutshell- I got arrested and spent some time in the pokey. Seriously. Like I said, long story and I don't have time to get into details, but I was at a party early in the summer and was pulled over for DUI. The cop was a complete dick, and I got arrested for taking a swing at him- I don't remember doing that. I also got busted for domestic violence when the cop saw me grab a handful of the wife's hair and yank the shit out of it because she was pissed that I got pulled over. There have been some major changes in my life and again, don't have time to get into detail. But I'm back.

That's quite a story, and it does bring up several questions. 1) Is Georgia going to be able to pull it together this year? 2) Is Georgia Tech real or are they a bunch of posers?

[American X]

So it sounds like you had your usual summer. Glad you are back around kids now.

Was it a white or black cop? Racist.

[boozehound]

Is it going to be on Cops?

[sweet16]

I don't know ATL.....never met him as far as I know. I kind of have a feeling that he may be jerking our chain here a little bit. Unless he can provide reference to a specific "Cops" episode that documents the aforementioned transgressions, I'll bet that he simply lost his internet connection.

[Snipe]

Bitch had it coming if you ask me.

This sort of thing happens to me all the time.

Welcome back ATL.

[Smails]

I don't know whether to make a tasteless joke or console you for being in the klink....Did you happen to run into Vern Schillinger when you were in the pen? God I hope not.

Welcome back

[Lamont Sanford]

Welcome back ATL. Fred Garvin is starting to get out of line with all his UC football crap.

Please help restore some sanity here.

[DC Muskie]

You owe me $20 ATL.

Don't make me get all ATL Muskie on you and forget I slapped you around.

Welcome back! Now seriously, give me $20.

[Cheesehead]

umm...seriously? I will only believe you if I see you on Oprah, Larry King, or Jay Leno.

[Titanxman04]

I don't have enough time to get into the details, it's a long story, you know? But welcome back. I've been wondering where you've been, and I wish I could dive deeper into the subject and tell you how much we've missed your posting on here, but it's jsut too long of a story. Welcome back again.:D

[XUglow]

Did you ever drop the soap in the shower?

[Kahns Krazy]

Did you ever drop the soap in the shower?

Not by accident.

[GoMuskies]

Are you going to accept Bob Huggins' scholarship offer?

[ATL Muskie]

Actually, I'm just bullshitting you guys. Credit goes to Kahn's for putting me up to that. He suggested I come up with a fucked up story to explain my absence.

Actually, my absence is related to being incredibly busy at work and trying to get off this crack we call a msg board. Evidently I have fallen off the wagon. And I like it.

[Smails]

Busy at work?...I thought you were a teacher...

oh snap

I guess it's a true testament to you that those who have met you believed that you were capable of swinging on a cop and going ike turner on your wife...

damn im on fire

[Kahns Krazy]

Damn I'm funny.

[PM Thor]

You were gone? Really?

No, seriously, who is this ATL guy?

I HATE dayton.

[blobfan]

Funny. I thought this was going to be a thread about someone out in AZ.

[XUglow]

The whole concept of being pulled over for DUI while at a party is hard to grasp. Maybe he was trying to pick up these car lovers.

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/drunk_women.jpg

[XU2424]

He doesn't have the balls to swing at a cop or pull his wife's hair (even in bed)....so its a sad story all together. bye now.

[Kahns Krazy]

The whole concept of being pulled over for DUI while at a party is hard to grasp. Maybe he was trying to pick up these car lovers.

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/drunk_women.jpg

Dibs on the one holding the 1.75 of cheap vodka. Not because of her looks. She looked around at those other three hotties and thought to herself, "At best, I'm getting someone's wingman tonight. I might as well get f'd up."

To quote Superbad: "Yeah, man that will be pimp! That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when you hear girls saying like 'ahh I was so sh*t faced last night I shouldn't have f***d that guy,' we could be that mistake! "

[XUglow]

KK's fantasy 3-way starts here...

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/drunkgirlfloor_450x250.jpg

[vee4xu]

I almost PM'd you yesterday ATL because it had been so long since you'd been around. Many have tried and few have succeeded in rinsing the stink of the Hoops board off of them. Glad you chose to come back.

Welcome home!!

[XURunner85]

So I have read both of his stories and I don't believe it was because he was busy with work I just can't believe that...I think he was in the pokey, I believe that story is a bit more believable.......

[Masterofreality]

If a poster disappears, and you can't see if he missed any rep points, did he really go away?

Welcome back, hockey top.

[X-band '01]

I just figured he had a colonoscopy after his Fruit Loops episode at the Flying J during the bus trip.

[ATL Muskie]

Sorry guys, that was the best story I could come up with on short notice. And just as I return, a flood of biblical proportions hits the drought-striken state of GA. Coincidence? Hardly.

[XUglow]

At least Lake Lanier appears to be filling up.

[X-band '01]

Did our old friend ATL Muskie violate his parole?

[PM Thor]

I still don't know who the F you are talking about. Some guy in an X hockey jersey? Some guy who explained away why a bunch of us were behind a drive thru 2 blocks from campus at 4 AM while at X?

I HATE dayton.