XavierHoops Creates or Saves 78 Million Jobs!

[American X]

The Labor Department reported that the unemployment rate rose to 9.5% and nonfarm payrolls trimmed 467,000 jobs (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124653178671685161.html), but it could have been much worse. A report from the Freedom Alliance Institute of Leadership indicates that XavierHoops created or saved 78 million jobs (it's true!). In particular, the inverse correlation matrix verified that XH saved the job of every one of its posters.

The XH Supreme Council has set forth a bold agenda to create or save 100 million jobs by the end of Q3. The core of this plan will be (as always) full capacity utilization of grilling and microbrewery imbibing. After that, basketball season starts, so tough luck, you're on your own.

Remember, if you did not lose your job thank XavierHoops and Xavier Basketball!

In addendum, a rep to the first good explanation why farm payrolls are excluded from these reports.

[X-band '01]

I thought XH was going to show us how:

1)I could lose 47 pounds in a month by following 1 golden rule;
2)I could make $63 per hour just by owning a computer.

And don't forget, if you're female, President Obama wants all moms to go back to school.

[XUglow]

XavierHoops not only saved my job but my company as well. Thank you XH. Business sucks, but it would be worse... or "worser" as The Dane likes to say it... without XH.

[Snipe]

Xavierhoops.com made me the man I am today.

[SixFig]

I don't know about saving my job but I feel so much better not reading a ChrisFarley post in a week.

Huzzah Xavierhoops!

[xubrew]

snipe made me the man i am today, so blame him.

[blobfan]

Xavierhoops helped me increase a full bra size!

[Snipe]

I think my postings in particular helped blobfan.

[XUglow]

I think my postings in particular helped blobfan.

Oh wow, I notice that was Blobfan. I just read the post and assumed it was DC.

[Stonebreaker]

I gotta give some credit to GoldHelmet as well as XH.

[payday]

Xavier Hoops has sustained the 4 jobs on my payroll. It motivates me to keep buying the season tix, to travel to pre-season and NCAA tournament games, and to buy lots of Xavier gear. Gotta pay for it by working hard.

[Smooth]

Wow, 78 milllion jobs saved, plus 24% of XH poll respondents. My Smitherator says that 102 million jobs saved by XH.

On second thought, maybe we shouldn't believe everything we read and should require proof of job savings and bra size increasing.

[Strange Brew]

I did not fire four people I wouldn't have fired anyway and created 5 meaningless jobs that will go away in 6 months thanks to xavierhoops.

[American X]

Hey! We only shed 247,000 jobs in July! We're bleeding to death slower! Woohoo!

All Americans should be grateful for the pillar of XavierHoops.com, reportedly saving or creating 86.5 million jobs during the period.

The Freedom Alliance Institute of Leadership says 100 million is within reach! Keep drinking!

[American X]

If you require further edification on the fallacy of stimulus spending:

The Keynesians Were Wrong Again (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203440104574400580004827114.html)

Plus, stimulus spending is racist.